The Al Gore game

[Griffin NoName]

Nah, Miranda invented Karma.

Al Gore invented Carmen.

[Swatopluk]

Slight mistake, Al Gore wrote the Carmina Burana, Carmen was written by Andrew Lloyd Bernstein.

[Sibling Chatty]

Yeah, he did, but GWB ran it down with his big ol' Rabid Dogma.

Thus, Al Gore invented statesmanship.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Nah, that was Franklin.

Al Gore did, however, invent Phill Angeldies

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Since I have NO idea who or what "Phill Angeldies" is/was, could be.

Al Gore ALSO invented ignorance-of-the-masses (of which I demonstrated in the previous sentance).

[ivor]

Yeah, but I made ignorance an art.

Al Gore invented the karma that ran over my dogma.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

was that a karma-gia?  ya'know, with the 4-cylinder engine in the back ...

Al Gore also invented dogma, as a Literary Style of Speaking

[Sibling Chatty]

(Phil Angelides is the guy running against Arnold Schwartzenegger for the California Governor's position.)

Nah, Dogma as a literary style of speaking, was the invention of Cotton Mather, who did NOT invent the cotton gin.

Al Gore invented the Cotton Dry Martini.

[ivor]

Cotton Gin is so dry. 

Al Gore invented the gimlet.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

No, wasn't that J.R.R. Tolkien?

Al Gore invented the Message in a Bottle

[Sibling Chatty]

Quite possibly he did. However he did NOT invent the worm in the bottom of the bottle.

Al Gore invented the nickname "TaKillYa" for tequila.

[Al Dante]

No, Harper Lee, inventor of the Tequila Mockingbird, invented that.

Al Gore invented the gila monster.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

No, that was some guy in either Texas or Arizona.

Al Gore invented serrated BUTTER Knives - the better to SLICE BUTTER with, my dear!

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

And possibly Gipper's fingers, too. (I THINK that's his wife's name)

Al gore also invented self-ripening tomatos

[ivor]

Tipper Gore I think.

Al Gore invented biodiesel.

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