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The Al Gore game

Started by Swatopluk, October 06, 2006, 05:43:00 PM

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Swatopluk

October 06, 2006, 05:43:00 PM
Another game that needed resurrection.
Btw, resurrection games were invented by Al Gore.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#1
October 07, 2006, 02:30:50 AM
No, ressurection games were invented by E.Raser

Al Gore invented the Last Post
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#2
October 07, 2006, 03:00:17 AM
The Last Post was invented by some accountant, when inventory of the Post-making factory was done ... :eye-roll:

Al Gore invented bad puns
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Aphos

#3
October 07, 2006, 05:16:30 AM
No.  Bad puns have been with us since the beginning of time.

Al Gore invented "fat free" food.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#4
October 07, 2006, 03:14:40 PM
Naaah.  "fat-free" was invented by the ketchup advisory board, to get people to eat more ketchup.

Al Gore invented those funny shapes that make up a soccor ball (European football).
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Aphos

#5
October 08, 2006, 06:08:19 PM
Naw, that was Euclid.

Al Gore invented non-Euclidean geometry.
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Sibling Qwertyuiopasd

#6
October 09, 2006, 12:59:14 AM
that was dilcue.

or something.
Dilcue.... soundslike a dildo.

whihc Al Gore invented.
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The poeple it kills get up and kill!

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Sibling Chatty

#7
October 09, 2006, 02:10:40 AM
Nah, those were invented LONG before Al OR Tipper Gore.

Al Gore DID however invent the portable crib.
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Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#8
October 09, 2006, 02:14:50 AM
Nope.  That was my sister-in-law.  So that she could bring her [then] baby over to the grandparents' house for lengthy stays ... smart gal, my sister-in-law.

Al Gore is credited for inventing the Grassy Knoll* theory.  When in actuality, it was Tipper that thought of it first.


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* nice tie-in to my other post on the funny Japanese poetry thread
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Aphos

#9
October 09, 2006, 02:41:12 AM
No.  The "Grassy Knoll" theory was invented by the Texas chapter of Paranoids R Us.

Al Gore invented the riding lawn mower.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#10
October 09, 2006, 02:43:07 AM
No, that was Albert- the man who was Too Lazy to Fail.  He hated walking behind his mower ...

Al Gore, however, invented chalk-flavored antacid tablets.  Yummy!
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Sibling Chatty

#11
October 09, 2006, 02:54:39 AM
Hmm, I thought those were invented by my first gastroenterologist, Freddy "Bend Over" Mc BooBoo...

Al Gore invented chocolatey Ex-Lax for use in joke Senate muffin baskets. :o
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Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#12
October 09, 2006, 02:56:13 AM
Naaah, that was Walter Mondale, who had an odd sense of humor.

Al Gore invented cannibis-enhanced brownies.
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Aphos

#13
October 09, 2006, 06:20:29 AM
No, that was Timothy Leary.

Al Gore invented cream cheese and bagels.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Scriblerus the Philosophe

#14
October 09, 2006, 02:31:57 PM
Nope, that was a broke baker with no taste.


Al Gore invented the goose step.
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
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