The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

They consult their personal kakapo (or if that is unavailable a house chicken). Those know about being birds with full wings but without the ability of proper flight.

Ostriches could be among the LPWBs, if they got the fancy.
Word contains something spherical and a rather slow movement.

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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

wild guess: Fabergé Egg?

Last _{unlikely, but fancy eggs!} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A ball bearing?

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[Swatopluk]

No, something alive (or the ostrich would make no sense*)
4 syllables in German, 3 in English, first part could stand on your desk**, second part a name in Lord of the Rings that did not make in into the published edition.

*not that it actually makes any sense but that's something completely different.
** for years two stood on mine.

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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

last _{when is swato going on Jeopardy?} Post

[Swatopluk]

I am more a beware of the leopard guy

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[nefyuBB]

lass goal post

[Swatopluk]

Last _{around the world I sought for you} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

Last _{Would that be ATC or Daft Punk?} Post

[Swatopluk]

No idea. That song is older than both I presume. (Around the World in 80 Days, theme music)

Last _{that btw was a clue} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

I hardly try on this thing, all the clues get confusing. But I can always get more clues for the others! Maybe.

Last _{All I know is that that's what the Up! Soundrack was based on. Same style.} Post

[nefyuBB]

Last _{around the world I sought for you} Post

Lalalalallalala

OOoooooooo
awound tha worl
i seerch fer ya
i sailin on wen anty' s Faith , Hope an , Chariddy wuz gone fer dere rondy views
i nu sumwarr sumoim summaow
yeed heer me sing  an not barf lik ya barf wite naow

Et mite ave bin in counting daon
arr nu yuk guy purry or eben lundun towne
no moor wull i sail  wownd thee worl 4 i foun da worl in ye

HOKAY! YA GUYS WIFF ALLA INSTRAWMINTZ ! YA KAN PWAY WIFF DEM NOAW !

lalalalalala ahum ahum ahum lalalalalalallalal

oh dats good moosik !

lalalalalalaalala


hokay unlk bing
  yer toin ta sing it noaw
den et unkl wictor den unkl mantow vanny
den unkle nat
den libby rocky gunna pway it on da pie anny
an den i go nappy

but et hokay cos i kumin bak !
lalalalalalallaa


rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Swatopluk]

nefyuBB got at the booze again (I though the squidlings had drunk it all).

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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

I think I'll end up staying up till sunrise, today. This night.

Last _To-morning? Post

[Swatopluk]

These boots are made for walking
Last _{and will carry the LPWB round the world at a leisurely pace} Post