The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

Edit: The "No sex please, we're British!" tradition seems to get officially challenged 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/12/ogasm-a-day-campaign-dire_n_230221.html

Unusually imaginative for the Brits.

Mind, we do have "no sex please, we're British" AND the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe....

Parthenogenesis obviously. You see: immaculate conception it is

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Edit: And now: the Pentagon's corpse eating robots are coming!
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/141329/flesh-eating_robots_developed_for_pentagon/

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

They are preparing for the imminent zombie invasion... 

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[Swatopluk]

They are preparing for the imminent zombie invasion... 

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But those robots would save large amounts of fuel (the military is otherwise really thirsty).

Last _{I guess the exploding poo research line has been dropped at last} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

If you want to save on fuel stop show of navy exercises.

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[Swatopluk]

The US ones are normally refueled once in a lifetime. And wold you like the uranium in your backyard instead?
And there exist plans for nuclear powered airplanes that for unexplainable reasons never went into production (excpet some Russian prototypes)

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*But then the crew would get thirsty instead

[Griffin NoName]

Zombies have even invaded Jane Austin, along with sea monsters.



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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Of course rowing would be more stylish*. Think 3000 oars sticking out the side and moving in perfect synchrony.

*But then the crew would get thirsty instead

Wasn't that part of Kevin Kostner's Water World movie?

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[Swatopluk]

There is of course a precursor

http://www.vulture-bookz.de/imagebank/Propaganda/images/1942x~Futsches-Reich-Briefmarke_UK.jpg
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Never seen Waterworld.

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And more weirdness from Britain
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/141375/british_law_makes_children%27s_authors_register_in_pedophile_database/

On the one hand they want the children to have an orgasm a day on the other authors of books for children are considered to be pedophile automatically 

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I guess that will insure that no author will ever be reading his works to children in the UK, and the following law would prevent any contact with children, perhaps a ban on public spaces?

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[Swatopluk]

I believe it is all the work of Darth Vader's evil twin.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SlfTYWdGXCI/AAAAAAAADpA/CK3qNNeVibA/s1600-h/hello-kitty-darth-vader.jpg

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[Griffin NoName]

And more weirdness from Britain
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/141375/british_law_makes_children%27s_authors_register_in_pedophile_database/

On the one hand they want the children to have an orgasm a day on the other authors of books for children are considered to be pedophile automatically 

Risk Aversity is the new national pastime. Actually the authors are supposed to register in the I-Am-Not-a-Pedophile d/b rather than the pedophile_database   But it all comes to the same thing. The authors are rebelling. It remains to be seen what bookshops and libraries etc actually do........

Living in the UK becomes more maddening daily.

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[Swatopluk]

And your fomer PM's wife got the swine flu

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[Griffin NoName]

wait until her husband shows BSE symptoms

Especially if he ever gets to be President of the EU - that'd be a boost for Beagle's side of the great EU debate.

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[beagle]

I'll bet that was supposed to be kept quiet until the Czechs and Irish had been bribed or threatened into the "right" answer on Lisbon. Still, the French would never allow it, which is one point in their favour.

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[nefyuBB]

post haste