The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

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Hanswilhelm Haefs - Handbuch des nutzlosen Wissens (handbook of useless knowledge)

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Edit: A completely different question. Is it just me or is there quite a similarity between the tunes of When Johnny comes marching home again and Ghostriders in the sky disguised by the latter being sung much faster and using a different rhythm?

[Griffin NoName]

I can't answer that.

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**tosses steak to Beagle; makes a change from danish to Q but Oh dear the expense .....  **

[Swatopluk]

We hadn't had a moose for some time

http://studiobuteo.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/moose-web.jpg
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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Where was the blood lust, in the moose or the painter?

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[Swatopluk]

Come in and find out

http://www.archerillustrations.com/portfolio/Editorial/Editorial_Vampire_Moose.jpg
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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Nope, I'll rather remain ignorant.

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[Swatopluk]

Wait until I add the music 

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/490/497052.jpg
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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Isn't a bit scary to promote a CD that you haven't heard?

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[Griffin NoName]

Everything is awful.

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[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

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[Swatopluk]

Isn't a bit scary to promote a CD that you haven't heard?

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I thought that went without saying (you wanted to be scared, weren't you? )

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for Griffin

[Griffin NoName]

Feeling better today. Must be the hugs. Thanks guys.

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[Swatopluk]

You could try to turn it into visionary religious literature (The 77*7 Pains of Our Lady Griffin) with a (literally) ghostwritten introduction by Auntie DD 
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[Griffin NoName]

More like The Pangs of Our Lady Griffin... I am consumed with visionary hunger.....

Or I could write a block-buster children's book and movie script - Our Lady Griffin and the Giant Doughnut

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[Swatopluk]

The doughnot could be controversial. What about the enchanted cele(b)r(it)y instead?

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*Don't know what a Celeb rating is. Is it PG or X?