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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

No budget for insecticide? Those cans of raid aren't that expensive...

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[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

We sell video games, which everyone from old people to little kids handle. The roaches live in the office, where we keep everything that isn't in the front (ie, backstock, systems, etc.). We'd have to spray the entire office and then there's the movie rental place on the other side of the chain-link fence. We didn't have paper towels for a good two weeks, since the company wouldn't let us order them. Raid is out of the question.


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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

So the manager refuses to ask for insecticide much less an exterminator?

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[Griffin NoName]

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I think it's a type of top sail or summat.

It's also a is a fictional character, a superhero in the Marvel Comics universe, which clue I slipped in (comical) but was not noticed.

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[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

So the manager refuses to ask for insecticide much less an exterminator?

_{and he doesn't mind the buggers?}

It's more like the company didn't let him get paper towels. Raid will fall in that same category. We'd have to shut down the entire building to get an exterminator, probably, which corporate won't like. We don't serve food, so they'll make us live with them.
And knowing him, he probably doesn't mind the bugs. If it isn't food, sex, or money, he doesn't care.


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[Swatopluk]

Hm, cockroach cluster, delicious  Could sell for much money. And I hear there are roach porn afficionados, it's the new trend.
Let's film the little buggers then roast them. The insecticide will add the very special flavor that the true conneisseur crves.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

How about an 'anonymous' tip to the company about the roaches from a 'concerned customer'?

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[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

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I suppose it seems silly that I just left one job for this one, and now plan to leave this one a month after getting it.

[Swatopluk]

You could give them a bottle of insecticide as a parting gift

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[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I'm not joking.

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[Swatopluk]

Do cockroaches crow or do they just crawl?
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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Crawl under one's skin, figuratively speaking.

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[Swatopluk]

The classic solution is of course to breed an insect that is nastier than the common cockroach and eats it. To keep up with the breeding rate of its victims it should breed at least twice as fast.
Please call us once you have developed a roach-eater problem. We are currently breeding a fast-breeding roach-eater-devourer to deal with that.

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[nefyuBB]

ten pose!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Or you can get a gecko

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