The Last Post Game!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

I think Aunite might welcome her health problems be littler

Last _{I want shrinking iillness powers} Post

[Sibling Chatty]

Last ^{Shrink those health problems!!} Post

_{I'm assuming the eyeball pain was just to get me ready for having that icky blue light thing touch my eyeball today. No glaucoma, though!!}

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I just discovered a new cheap, but decadent treat.

Those little packages of devils' food cakes, two to a pack, from Dolly Madison/Hostes/etc.

Take a chocolate devil's food cake.  Carefully (the icing is delicate) smear a layer of peanut butter.  Eat. 


Mmmmmm.... it's too rich....   (it works a bit better if the cake is chilled, frozen even)

Last ^{_{rich, peanut-butter and chocolate snack}} Post

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Last _{that sounds nauseatingly decadent} Post

[Swatopluk]

To calm the conscience just add a bit of cod-liver oil!

Last _{now you're talking about nauseating} Post

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

To calm the conscience just add a bit of cod-liver oil!
...now you're talking about nauseating...

Last _{that ain't that bad in capsules...though fishy burps are kinda gross} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I believe Aggie said those pills were made from seals.

Last _{now I don't even want to take them anymore} Post

[Sibling Chatty]

Last _{The though of fishy-oily burps is nauseating me right now...but then I've had botulism!} Post

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Last ^{_{up too late, again}} Post

[Swatopluk]

Was it the fish that kept you awkae?

Last _{It was the nightingplaice and not the shark} Post

[Pachyderm]

For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.


Last _{misread the Last Post} Post

[Swatopluk]

The Mad Gardener's Song
Lewis Carroll

He thought he saw an Elephant,
That practised on a fife:
He looked again, and found it was
A letter from his wife.
'At length I realise,' he said,
The bitterness of Life!'

He thought he saw a Buffalo
Upon the chimney-piece:
He looked again, and found it was
His Sister's Husband's Niece.
'Unless you leave this house,' he said,
"I'll send for the Police!'

He thought he saw a Rattlesnake
That questioned him in Greek:
He looked again, and found it was
The Middle of Next Week.
'The one thing I regret,' he said,
'Is that it cannot speak!'

He thought he saw a Banker's Clerk
Descending from the bus:
He looked again, and found it was
A Hippopotamus.
'If this should stay to dine,' he said,
'There won't be much for us!'

He thought he saw a Kangaroo
That worked a coffee-mill:
He looked again, and found it was
A Vegetable-Pill.*
'Were I to swallow this,' he said,
'I should be very ill!'

He thought he saw a Coach-and-Four
That stood beside his bed:
He looked again, and found it was
A Bear without a Head.
'Poor thing,' he said, 'poor silly thing!
It's waiting to be fed!'

He thought he saw an Albatross
That fluttered round the lamp:
He looked again, and found it was
A Penny-Postage Stamp.
'You'd best be getting home,' he said:
'The nights are very damp!'

He thought he saw a Garden-Door
That opened with a key:
He looked again, and found it was
A Double Rule of Three:
'And all its mystery,' he said,
'Is clear as day to me!'

He thought he saw a Argument
That proved he was the Pope:
He looked again, and found it was
A Bar of Mottled Soap.
'A fact so dread,' he faintly said,
'Extinguishes all hope!'

Last _{no Xmas Carroll} Post

*the version I know says something about arsenic pills

[beagle]

Some people will do anything to keep the last post for thirteen days.

Last Whoaaaaaaaa Flashbacks! Post

[Swatopluk]

Why was there no Last Post on July 18th?

Last Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{now we have a major suspect on this} Post