The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

I think that clock will sell well as "genuine European art" in some of the more backward areas (removal of the Made in China label advised)

Last _{add two sacks of food for the bird to the receipt} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

You make it sound like Europe is the 3rd world.

Last _{and if you think of Napoli it is}  Post

[Swatopluk]

Fundamentalists in the South, check
Drought with savanna tendencies in the north-east, check
Occasional flooding all over the place, check
And that is just Germany.

Seriously, for many in the US Europe is 3rd World (Britain maybe excepted)

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[Griffin NoName]

Last _{Feminists in Britain would disagree with that exception} Post

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Last _{'nother 12 hour day finished.....aaaah....the pleasure of removing one's shoes at home} Post

[Sibling Chatty]

Last _{Who will rid me of this troublesome Schnauzer? Literary reference...I wanna keep him, just not snorting at my feet until he gets more snacks.} Post

[Swatopluk]

William Shakedogge's Barker Cromwell II. obviously

Last _{let loose the schnauzers of war} Post

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Last ^{_{Dogs of War}} Post

[Swatopluk]

Last _{Cats of Peace} Post

[Sibling Chatty]

Last ^{The Boy is annoying his Dad tonight} Post

[Aphos]

Last _{Missy trips me by sleeping in the middle of the hallway} Post

[Sibling Chatty]

Last _{Those canine children know their jobs well...} Post

[Swatopluk]

Your canines making trouble? ask Dr.Akula* for help

*that's Russian for 'shark' btw

Last _{vampires do not like water, what about umpires?} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

vampires do not like water, what about umpires?

Do they smell like stale blood?

Last _{no need for garlic then} Post

[Swatopluk]

It's smelling like that awful gas additive a few streets from here. My guess is that there is a gas leak in the ground*.
No vampires or umpires buried there, I assume.

Last _{should be far enough away that an explosion will not do much damage here} Post

*I just emailed the gas company about.