The Last Post Game!!!!

[beagle]

Hiding near the end of the dictionary.

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[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Up late, again.

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[Aphos]

Up early.  Again.

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[Swatopluk]

Ordered PowerPoint for Dummies. I'll have to do a presentation sometime too

Last _{the Last Post in historic and present time} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Powerpoint is not that difficult...


Last _{unless you use the 2007 Office package} Post

[Aggie]

Ayuh, it's better than Access.


Last _{but not as much fun} Post

[Aphos]

Bush's book on the presidency...Acting Presidential for Dummies.


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[Sibling Chatty]

He learned everything he knows from Bein' Dumb for Dummies, but he had trouble finding a copy. (Kept looking under Dum.)

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[Swatopluk]

He should have chosen a career as a crash test dummy
Last _{but maybe he would have been too flammable for that given that intake of alcohol*} Post

*In that case he could have been the spokesman for the drunk driving association

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

He should have chosen a career as a crash test dummy
Last _{but maybe he would have been too flammable for that given that intake of alcohol*} Post

*In that case he could have been the spokesman for the drunk driving association

Which association?  The one that advocates drinking and driving?  Or the other one, that suggests it's a Bad Idea?

Last _{with bush, it could go either way} Post

[Swatopluk]

Deliberate ambiguity on my side

Would it be legal to open a privately owned area for "drunk drivers only" (by the owner of course)?
"Here you can drive under whatever influence you want, provided it is not moral"

Last _{"spiritual influence" is also ambiguous} Post

Beati pauperes spiritu
1. Happy are those that can't afford alcohol
2. happy are the drunk poor

[Griffin NoName]

Last _{drinking always leads to trouble - in my case migraines - driving under the influence of migraine is how many penalty points?} Post

[Sibling Chatty]

Last _{I don't get migranes, I cause them.} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Drinking and driving is a bad idea...

Experienced it once (out of necessity, don't ask, long story, I was the most sober, or least drunk, around and a friend needed a lift to the hospital).


Last _{is there a DUI for dummies book around?} Post

[Sibling Chatty]

Last _{No, because the Dummy* that could probably tell us the most about it, from a getting-away-with-it standpoint, is busy being Preznit.} Post

_{*Actually, he usually drugged along with his booze, so he'd just pass out where he was and assume that the 'staff' would make sure he was OK...and that the white powder and similar substances were off his nose by morning. (The world was SUPPOSED to be a Country Club, you know...)}