The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

Sorry, can't find that picture of Marlene Dietrich in a gorilla suit.
But this may do 

http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Artsblog/gorilla-poster_blog.jpg
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*that would of course be queen dronning

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

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_{* plain vanilla, today.  I've an 'eadache.}

[Sibling Chatty]

Last _{Depp as Depp*, maybe wearing his glasses, or in Chocolat, or even Benny and Joon} Post

*Jawline...mmmmm, yes.

[Aphos]

Or maybe Benny Hill?


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[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

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[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

One of those used to hang in my hallway, until a while back.

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[Aphos]

Inquiring dragons want to know...do virgins taste better than those that are not?

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[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed.  I strongly suspect that virgins are like grain-fed deer.

What's the point?  Tastes like cow, so why not eat easier-to-get cow?

Wild deer-- that's different.   I can only imagine that non-virgins are like that.  

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[Aphos]

Virgins taste like wild deer?  Wow.

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[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

No, you have it backwards-- virgins probabily taste bland, like domesticated food animals.

Non-virgins taste like wild deer.... or so I'm told.

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[Aphos]

So why do dragons always insist on virgins when they order a meal?  I mean, they don't order cow, they don't even order wild deer.  It's always virgins on the menu.

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[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Easy:  dragons ALWAYS have heartburn.  Duuuh.

Virgins are nice and bland.

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[Swatopluk]

The hot nature of dragons would also destroy any special flavor in any case.

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*yes, I know that it is a prejudice that virgins can't get those or that non-virgins are a general risk apart from the doubtful definition of virginity in the first place.

[Sibling Chatty]

Dragons aren't all that bright to start with, you know.

Ask Sybil...

[Aggie]

Inquiring dragons want to know...do virgins taste better than those that are not?

Easy - Dragons* are all hardcore right-wing fundamentalist Pro-Lifers.  This is why they are always spouting fire and brimstone.  They need to eat virgins to assure no post-conception prospective peoples are injured. 



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*yon western, vicious reptilian virgin-eating dragons.  There be other types.