The Last Post Game!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

Last _{all hail the mighty danish*} Post

*cake is a poor substitute **

**all hail the best footnotes

[Sibling Chatty]

9 pages?? NINE pages to read to get to LP??

Last ^{I'm gonna hire somebody to come here 3 months after I die and use my account to take the Last Post and see who is brave enough to come get it!} Post

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Qwert, I know perfectly well the cake is a lie. I do believe I said that in my initial posting wars with you and Mero.

At that point, you can have it.


Last _{still alive!} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

but you can't have your cake and eat it too.


last _{what now?} post

[Griffin NoName]

I send you enough danish to have your danish and eat it too.

Last _{winningsome Post}

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

confound it!

last _{i need sleep} post

[Griffin NoName]

I was just going to point that out, but it seemed mean.

Last _{so nice Post}

[Swatopluk]

You have to have it to eat it. If you don't have it, you can't eat it. The correct verb would be keep.

Last _{dry washing} Post

[Pachyderm]

Last _{I'm off down the pub} Post

[The Meromorph]

Good, kind, resourceful master gives me cake!


I will take the Last Post to give to sweet master.


Master gave me cake!

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

my cake is not a lie.

but most cake is.

good mero knows the lies of GLaDOS

last _{deadly neurotoxin} post

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Y'all can have cake.  And Edith, too (who eats nothing but cake, all day long...)

I'm fixing Pizza in the oven.  Mmmmm.

I've offered it to the Last ^{_{free pizza}} Post, and it came along willingly.

[Pachyderm]

But the smell of bacon cooking has tempted the

Last Post

over to me....

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

And, back to me, again, for the final piece of pizza.

Last _pizza Post

[Pachyderm]

Ah, but now the pizza is finished, and still the bacon cooks.


Last _{bless the noble pig} Post