The Last Post Game!!!!

[Aphos]

I rescue the

Last Post

from this cruel rendition.

[Sibling Chatty]

I render the

Last Post

invisible, and hide it in the kitchen while I set up the breadmaker.

Last ^yeasty Post

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I have Last Post vision, so that was in vain.

[Sibling Chatty]

But the Last Post has bread, with ME!!

Last _{Care for some garlic butter?} Post

[Bruder Cuzzen]

last post , ARGH!

[Aphos]

Toadfish pirates board your ship and take the

Last piratey Post   

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I are in your Last Post

[Aphos]

I drive off with the

Last motoring Post

[Pachyderm]

Pausing only to change into my Police uniform,( Intelligence Forces, see. We get all sorts of cool kit. When you've known him as long as I have, it's Jimmy Bond ) and mounting my extremely heavy duty motorcycle, I stop Aphos, and as he is distracted looking for various licences, documents and the receipt, make of with the

Last Post

[Aphos]

What Pachyderm does not realize is that he has taken an incredibly good forgery of the

Last Post

I still have the real one.   

[Pachyderm]

Checking the document, I see have the fake Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies ('Allo 'Allo, cheesy comedy for those not British)

Returns to deal with Aphos in his "leetle tank"

Departs with the

Last Post

[Aggie]

*enters the thread, causing all mechanical equipment within 10 km to break and/or become completely stuck in the snow by my very presence*


Then I just saunter away with the Last Post.

[Pachyderm]

Dammit!!

All my cool kit! Banjaxed!

And where did all this snow come from?

I was going to take the LP back, but the end of my trunk is turning blue. I'm off indoors.....

If anyone wants it, Aggie has the LP, and he went thataway.

*points off to the hills, then snuggles up with a hot toddy, to peruse the Fallen Madonna*

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

As I do not need machines, I simply glomp Aggie, and make off with the Last Post as he is still recovering from having a large (try about 5'8") rat hug him.

[Aggie]

Hah!  If you were looking in the hills, that's not me. 

Asides, rats don't hibernate, but either do cougars.  Nice kitty wanna mousie?


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