The Last Post Game!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

Give me a name and I'll show you the man.

Last _{it makes more sense than the original} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Nothing makes sense now

Last _{but give me another bottle of wine and it will be crystal clear} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Meet me at the pub, there are a few bottles left...


Last _{don't drink and Last Post} Post

[Swatopluk]

Nine and twenty bottles....

I prefer grape juice pre-fermentation.

Last _{but nothing against rotten milk (cheese) while the fresh turns my stomach} Post

[Aphos]

To paraphrase...

A jug of wine, a hunk of cheese and Thou (as long as thou is a warm, willing wench).

Last misquoting Post

[Swatopluk]

I thought it was Wein, Weib, Gesang. But mabye you sing very cheesy songs.
And isn't it that wench is a dish best served cold?

Last _{the cheese may repel the wench, especially garlic cheese} Post

[anthrobabe]

cheese! all cheese is good

Last_{that's what tic-tacs are for} Post

[Aggie]

Even the really fuzzy ones?

I've seen some from Quebec that look pretty evil...


Last _{a block of Quebecois separatist cheese, s'il vous plait} Post

[anthrobabe]

fuzzy cheese--- hmmmmm, if it can be 'peeled' or shaved and then melted-- yep it's good!

Last _{at least people will leave it untouched in the fridge}Post

[Aggie]

I'm not entirely sure that it'd sit still long enough to shave it....  I think I saw it scuttle to the left when I wasn't looking directly at it.

Last _{the brie won't come near it}Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I'm not entirely sure that it'd sit still long enough to shave it....  I think I saw it scuttle to the left when I wasn't looking directly at it.

Are you still on the "cheese as an analogy for Quebec politics" kick, or was that unintentional?

I'm trying to figure out what kind of cheese Ontario would be.  Is there some variety of cheddar that starts out orange and sharp, and ends up bland with a high fat content with age?   

Last _{Vive la Poutine Libre!} Post

[Aggie]

Heh, I wasn't drawing the analogy too closely beyond the subscripting.  The West doesn't keep up on Quebec politics much.  I was probably vaguely alluding to the left hand path if anything, as it looked pretty sinister:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_hand_path

Last _{Alberta would be something dry yet oily, I suppose.  BC is definitely a smoked cheese.} Post

[Aphos]

If Velveeta is imitation cheese, what are generic knock-offs of Velveeta?  Fake imitation cheese?

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[anthrobabe]

If Velveeta is imitation cheese, what are generic knock-offs of Velveeta?  Fake imitation cheese?

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Oh the horror! Oh the humanity--- fake velveeta--- actually I've eaten it- it's comodity cheese where I'm from (gov't buys surplus milk and makes 'cheese' with it to give to the poor)--- it is bad, it does not melt, I have some from 1970 that I've been using as a table wedge(under the leg to keep table from wobbling) since about 1980.

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[Aphos]

For true horror, watch Rudy Giuliani and Pat Robertson on stage together.   Scary!!!

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