The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

um, me?

oh, wait, no. I get it.

well

garh.

accursed double entendres!(sp?)

last _{ooh, entendre!} post

[Swatopluk]

Currently wielding a (wooden) ruler lkie a sword and occasionally hitting me, the screen, the lamp or the table the screen is on.
Why can't I operate (as opposed to ruin) the computer with a big axe?

Last _{violent fantasies getting hold of me} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

um, guys? is this what they call a "mid-life crisis"?

just curious, and a little worried.

last _{for my personal safety} post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

No, mid-life crisis is when you get a Porsche (or any other sportscar) and a blonde big-breasted mistress.

The things going around here are called insanity.


Last _{welcome to the reality young man} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

AUGH! curse you Kiyo! now I have "Carry on my Wayward Son" by Kansas stuck in my head!

last _{the band kansas, not the state} post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Glad I don't know that song...


Last _{I can't get asleep, so I'm getting on people's nerves instead} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

it's not that bad, I just need to play it in Guitar Hero now.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

But you didn't take the Last Post...


Last _{but I did} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

no I didn't

last _{but I am now} post

[Aggie]

I'll take that....


Last _{holds of Kiyo by wafting a bottle of vodka under his nose} Post

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

dude, we should totally rig up Kiyo with like a fishing pole tied to his back, then having some alcoholic beverage hanging from it right over his face, so he'll constantly be chasing it.

same thing for Swato, only we use the last post.

last _{and for you, agujjie... um, satan.} post

[Aggie]

Nah, Q...  you don't have to chase Satan.  And didn't you know I renounced Autotheism? 

Perhaps a beaker of ether.  At least by chasing it I can waft the fumes my way.  Or a durian...



Last Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The smell of a durian?

Last _{BTW, the portrayal of midlife crisis as fast cars and big breasted women is more due to the financial ability to reach them at such age} Post

[Swatopluk]

Is a dark haired with only medium sized upper extensions and a less fancy car in order?
I notoriously lack both.

Last _{absent other choices I'd take the big-T blonde despite it definitely not being my taste} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

dude, we should totally rig up Kiyo with like a fishing pole tied to his back, then having some alcoholic beverage hanging from it right over his face, so he'll constantly be chasing it.

I would be chasing it only to the moment I reach the next pub...


Last _{plan with flaws} Post