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[anthrobabe]

My favorite fun poking-stuff-in-me moment was when they were taking a blood sample at the hospital. It wasn't while I was hospitalized, but for one of the follow-up blood tests, so one of the people there was clearly a newbie.

She shoves the needle in my vein - okay, great, used to it by then. But she's apparently not satisfied with the flow, and so she begins wiggling it. It didn't hurt, per se, but it was a profoundly disturbing sensation to feel the tip scraping against the walls of my blood vessel.

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OMG
been there- done that
did she have a look of intense concentration on her face?

One has visions of the thing breaking through and causing a gusher or something

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[Alpaca]

Yes. She had also managed to tie the tourniquet so that it didn't actually do anything to the blood flow, which was, y'know, useless.

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[Griffin NoName]

It makes me mad when they do that. It's sheer incompetence. If they get it in right they don't need to wriggle, and if they do need to wriggle, nine times out of ten they fail to get the wriggle to have the desired effect. Since I've only one usable vein left, the risk of them rendering it useless for ever are too high to mess around like this. I always warn them and the words I dread are "I'll just give it a try". No, you won't. You'll get someone who can do it, please. When that fails to deter them I tell them to use my foot. At that point they give in and fetch someone competent.

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[Aggie]

My favorite fun poking-stuff-in-me moment...

Sounds like a new thread in the 'What are you ....ing?" area.



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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I hate getting injection. Panic fear.

I prefer getting shots of hard liquor than shots at the doctors...


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[Swatopluk]

Getting stuff in by needle rarely poses a problem, getting stuff out that way is the trouble.

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[Alpaca]

Getting stuff in was fine by IV. The needle was embedded in a good spot and everything was securely taped on, so it was just a matter of hooking it up to various stuff, which flowed just fine. No repeated stabbing necessary.

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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

the last time I got a shot was in like, kindergarten, so I still have pretty bad memories of it.

in fact, a nurse poked her head in saying 'what are you doing to that screaming child?"

but I got my blood taken about a year ago and it was fine. I'd probably be okay about needles, just not entirely enthusiastic.

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[anthrobabe]

My favorite fun poking-stuff-in-me moment...

Sounds like a new thread in the 'What are you ....ing?" area.



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if we put a "what are you poking thread up the hits will be amazing!"
might even make the 9 o'clock news, it will probably shut down the censor thingie as well

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[Griffin NoName]

I still have an open port into my breast implant from when the surgeon was playing around with it. Theoretically I could pump it up or down according to what occasion I was dressing up/down for

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[anthrobabe]

Did you ever think about doing one side a bit larger than the other and seeing the results?


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[Griffin NoName]

No need to think or do. It's a failed implant. That's why the port is still open. A bit larger doesn't figure. Neither does nearly the same. It's been a disaster.

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[Alpaca]

Better put up a firewall for those open ports. Check your router.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

"...please refer to the troubleshooting section in page..."

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[Alpaca]

Is your network cable plugged in?

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