The Last Post Game!!!!

[Alpaca]

I can't deal with organs. Too many keyboards! And I have to move my feet! Aaaaah!

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[Swatopluk]

There was a silly poem in a German textbook I had at school. It went something like this

An aircraft carrier and a gothic cathedral collided in Mid Atlantic
The organist played his organ to the last
Now aircraft and angels hang in the air and can't land

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[Alpaca]

The subject of this thread really hasn't modulated for a few pages, has it? It's hard to Handel.

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[Swatopluk]

Ja, ja, es geht wirklich alles den Bach runter.

Ein jeder Stier hat oben vorn
An jeder Seite je ein Horn
Doch ist es ihm nicht zuzumuten
Auf diesem Horn auch noch zun tuten
Nicht, daß er nicht tuten kann
Nein, er kommt mit dem Maul nicht ran

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[Alpaca]

Google translate fails pathetically against that. Much like I did at age seven against Beethoven piano sonatas.

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[Swatopluk]

To put it short:
You can't demand from the bull to blow his own horns because he can't reach them with his mouth.

Die Nofretete, die blies am schönsten die Trompete
Bis in Ägypten die Pyramiden wippten
Die Nofretete, die blies am schönsten die Trompete
Denn aus Ägypten da kommt die Blasmusik

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[Pachyderm]

O iguana do prazer comeu a pimenta da verdade.

That's nonsense.

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[Alpaca]

What's really cool is when someone in Bulgaria sends you a "coded" message. That is, he uses the Cyrillic keyboard and just punches the keys where the English letters would be.

Hours of fun to decode by hand.

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[Pachyderm]

My parents are currently in Turkey, and I get some pretty funky emails from there as well. The last one, after decoding, indicated that they like it so much, they bought an apartment! Quality holidays for me!!

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[Alpaca]

I prefer duck.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Thai duck?

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[Alpaca]

Yeah. It's useful when making Thai-die shirts...

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[Aggie]

Heh, ripping phrases off another Alex, are we?

When you're done stirring the shirts, can I have the Thai stick? 



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[Alpaca]

Heh, ripping phrases off another Alex, are we?

We are?

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That could be understood in diverse ways...

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