The Last Post Game!!!!

[Alpaca]

Thanks for mentioning it, my elephantine friend. So kind of you to keep it until I can take it back.

Which is now.

Last pos.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

You FAILED!
You took the Last Pos, which you can have.

I have removed the actual Last Post from Pachy.

[Alpaca]

That's embarrassing.

I'll make myself feel better by taking the last post.

[Pachyderm]

And the grey one swoops once more....

Last Post

[Alpaca]

Elephants can swoop? Kickass!

Last post.

[Pachyderm]

Of course we can. Haven't you seen Dumbo?

Oh, and by the way, Last Post

[Alpaca]

I always thought Dumbo was a bit of a flop.

Last _punny Post

[Sibling Chatty]

And the Elderly Auntie swoops in to nab the

Last _{uncommented upon} Post!!

[Swatopluk]

I take the Last Post
bring it to the coast
turn it into roast
something for to boast

Last _{unripe morning lyrics} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

You can't do that with the last post.

You wanna know why?

Because it's mine, not yours....

Last _{no roasting here} Post

[Swatopluk]

A question of meaning to all siblings versed in the English language and literature:

Nyarlathotep is called The Crawling Chaos.

What does crawl mean in this connection?
Does it mean...
teeming like an anthill
or
creepingly encroaching upon
or
something else?

It is probably not meant as moving like a caterpillar.

Last Post

[Alpaca]

Hey, Swato, I've posted the song of the Mock Toadfish in the poetry section of "Sibling Things."

Enjoy, while I take the

Last Post.

[Pachyderm]

*rustle in the bushes. a trunk pops out, and looks left and right*

A thunder of feets, and a grey blur heads for the hills, clutching the Last Post.

[Alpaca]

Insert a mouse and/or other vaguely comedic element.

Insert Alpaca with Last Post.

[Pachyderm]

Solves problem by picking up Alpaca, and therefore the

Last Post