The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

Just keep the apples from the potatoes or you'll get them to produce dangerous amount of solanine.

The stuff is also responsible why some animals eat leaves going upwind, so the trees can't successfully warn their comrades that danger is coming and that they should produce alkaloids.

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[Aggie]

MMMMmm... alkaloids.  Might be a useful technique for inducing higher concentrations, instead of inflicting physical damage.

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[Swatopluk]

Unfortunately those saponines tend to be steroidal and that could affect your chances of a clean sports career.

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[Aggie]

Oh, so that's why the quinoa is particularly good for bodybuilding.


I hope it's not going to shrink other equipment....



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[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Oh dear.


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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

And no alcohol afterwards for a week!

You're joking, right?

That would kill me...


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[Aggie]

You're not a true alcoholic unless you get worse hangovers when you don't drink.

Hoping that I got to see a dead cat bounce today. We'll see tomorrow I suppose.
And no, not the kitty I'm cat-sitting! 


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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

You're not a true alcoholic unless you get worse hangovers when you don't drink.

So, that's why I never get a hang-over....


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[Swatopluk]

Maybe direct injection is admissible (with a second channel for caffeine).

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Btw, keep the caffeine low before and after and don't take ASS or you risk increased bleeding.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I'll just use the other half of the mouth for alcohol injection...

And smoke through my nose...


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[Swatopluk]

Krabben in Weinsoße?

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Sounds like a good recipe...

I'll have two, please...


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[Swatopluk]

What crab size. Would sea scorpion fit your taste sir? Fossilized or alive?

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Btw, keep the caffeine low before and after and don't take ASS or you risk increased bleeding.

What?!  I'm confused.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Maybe Swato is talking about some ass-kicking experience?


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