The Last Post Game!!!!

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Actually, I think your name came up.  You seem to show up when it does...

Last _{are you the Devil?} Post

Not aware of being the Devil... A sinner, yes, the Devil, no, I can't match him (yet)...

What do you mean by "my name came up"? I'm getting a little confused at this very same moment...


Last _{the PM machine is generating my name to get into the seret files and transmit them to the feds?} Post

[Pachyderm]

Big Brother is always watching.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Please don't say that! Do you want to scare everyone?

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[Swatopluk]

Maybe we could raise some money by doing a few nude calendars.

Last _{not being page 3 material it would appeal only to the true conoisseurs} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I'm volunteering for that...

But don't really know what perverted mind would buy that...


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[anthrobabe]

lets see
nude elephants
nude pirates
nude squidlings(well not totally- they are squidlings- or is nudity culturally acceptable for squidlings?)
nude monk fish
nude toadfish
nude goats
nude college students
nude wenches (well of course you like that one!)
nude

about $10.99 per should cover it!
(heck just put the word "NUDE!" on the cover in big letters -as in Don't Panic! and they will sell like hotcakes anyway)

or we could just divert the money from this...
http://www.firefighterscalendar.org/default2.htm ( and this is just one reason that August is so darn hot!)

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Many things popped to my mind involving fire, firefighters, the link and your post, but it wouldn't be nor proper nor humble therefore I'll abstain to comment.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I stopped thinking somewhere around the mentioning of nude wenches...


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[Swatopluk]

Let's go into special fetishism: Nude wrenches (and for the really hardcore nuts: nude monkey wrenches)

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I knew that the Germans had some creepy pornography, but didn't realize it was that creepy...


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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Yes, infuse mechanical engineering with a bit of smut, please.   

At last geotechnical engineering won't be known as the "dirty" discipline... and not just because of the literal dirt involved.

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[Swatopluk]

I knew that the Germans had some creepy pornography, but didn't realize it was that creepy...
Last _{remembering the old German "movies"} Post

Increasingly available on DVD. Shocking that those movies were at the time a major export product.

Last _{still better than Heimatfilm but that doesn't mean anything} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

It was the only prawn available in Eastern Europe, that's why it was so popular...

Last _{Meine Damen un Herren, heute sinkt für Sie - das Niveau} Post

[Swatopluk]

There is/was no sex in the Soviet Union!

Last _{German prawn is also popular in Iran, I read*} Post

*Isch kommäh, isch kommäääääh

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

The best was the one synchronised into eastern languages (mostly illegal copies), where you heard the voices in German a little and the synchronised voice (all movie was done by the same voice, naturally) translating the words with no emotions, like reading a boring protocoll...


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