The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

if theres anything nubile in here methinks I deserve it.

both ethically and legally.

. . .freaks.



also, people on the Internet who don't know otherwise still think I'm roughly 18. fancy that.

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Seeing how "nubile" means "marryable", I think you're a bit young, Qwerty.   

Historically, though, things were different.

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[Swatopluk]

Precocious lad our Qwerty.

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Romeo would have gotten more prison time for the thing with Juliet than for his duel with Tybalt (at least these days).

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

if theres anything nubile in here methinks I deserve it.

both ethically and legally.

Check the laws of your state before, some are quite regressive/absurd on the subject.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Holly came from miami f.l.a.
Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.

Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

For some reason, I just got the Mojo Nixon song "I Ain't Gonna Piss in no Jar" going through my head.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Then how is he going to get his lab results?

Last _{not a DUI again} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I guess blood tests will be needed.


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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That would give vampires a legal avenue to a decent work.

Last _{would that 'test' be considered assault? and would the vampire get tipsy?} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Once a mosquito bit me.

He had problems flying afterwards.

Maybe that would happen to a vampire as well...


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[Griffin NoName]

This must be the version Last Post thread.

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I think it's more of a Wiki.

I like the word "wiki".

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[Swatopluk]

Once a mosquito bit me.

He had problems flying afterwards.

Maybe that would happen to a vampire as well...

As we know from Shadow of the Vampire they react to blood of people taking sleeping drugs.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

But mosquitos don't like me anymore.

I guess from all the alcohohl, I've become rather toxic...


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[Swatopluk]

But how do the mosquitos know before "testing the waters" ?

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