The Last Post Game!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

Last _{are newspaper moguls worse than MPs?} Post

[Pachyderm]

Last _{same, really. to call them pondscum is derogatory to slime} Post

[The Meromorph]

Be careful. I've been accused of foul calumnies on the 'mad monk' Rasputin (for which I humbly apologise).

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

And you forgot to take the last post.

And now, it's mine...


Last _{just changing the topic} Post

[Swatopluk]

There is that anecdote about Hearst that he was stung by a scorpion in the scrotum when he (Hearst) was on holidays. The scorpion did not survive.

Last _{the Ouroboros can't be venemous. Snakes are not immune to their own poison} Post

[beagle]

Last _{are newspaper moguls worse than MPs?} Post

They're fairly evil when combined; remember Maxwell?

Last _{why do newspapers, football clubs and Parliament attract megalomaniacs} Post

[Pachyderm]

Last _{money, power and fame} Post

[Griffin NoName]

I'd rather not remember Maxwell.

Last _{silver hammer} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I'm on a night shift...

And not enjoying it all...

So many better things to do...

Like drink...

Or sleep...


Last _{I might go to sleep anyway} Post

[Swatopluk]

Don't get enough sleep either.
It's getting awful hot. 38°C predicted for to-morrow.

Last _{alcohol only outwards for cooling} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I woke up.

I hate waking up in the middle of the day.

Last _{I hate night shifts} Post

[Swatopluk]

But how can one keep the night from shifting?
One could build an express train route on the equator with trains circling the Earth once every 24 hours. Thus the hour (or even second might never pass).

Last _{then the stopped watch may show the correct time permanently} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Maybe it's possible to keep the night from shifting...


But I'm not a scientist...



Last _{I don't know what I'm saying anymore} Post

[anthrobabe]

I work nights too
well evening into night

it can be a bummer- but no traffic going home!

Last_{did you ever see "Night Court" on TV} Post

[Griffin NoName]

I do being awake all night. That ought to count as work. I should get paid for it.

Last _{Could we have 36 hours instead of 24?} Post