The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

First, it would be needed that the governments become more fun.

They tried to introduce a "fun" motion in 1922.  It got fillibustered for a while, then they finally referred it to committee.  It hasn't been seen since.

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[anthrobabe]

What the US gov't thinks is "fun" is not what I think of as fun aren't the same language.

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[Swatopluk]

Hand out canes to the congressbeings again and let them have a few more heated discussions (that would be a con-cussion ).

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[Pachyderm]

No, cattle prods. Then they would only make a speech if they felt strongly about the subject.

"Mr. Speaker, I would like to draw the House's attention to *zap* AAAAAARGGHH!!*thud*

*twitch, twitch*

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Yes, government has become altogether too non-contact.

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[Swatopluk]

Have the British introduced man-eating badgers to Basra? 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

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*extra shots for the speaker.

[Griffin NoName]

Have the British introduced man-eating badgers to Basra? 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

Grumpy Old toadfish won't understand the joke.

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[Swatopluk]

The money quote:

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

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[Pachyderm]

Man-eating badgers? Oh, they "appeared" near Basra. Never mind that any biologist could tell you what they were, and the fact that the damn things are native to the area.Must be the British Army...

Why did no-one suspect the insurgents? They could have released them near the British troops, to infect them with TB from badger bites.

How £$%king stupid can people be?

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[Aggie]

Why did no-one suspect the insurgents? They could have released them near the British troops, to infect them with TB from badger bites.

I though you lot just finally got clear of TB. 

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[Swatopluk]

Maybe TB now roams the Basra area in disguise (otherwise he would be a prime target).

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[Pachyderm]

Actually, I was thinking of tuberculosis, but being infected with Tony would be much worse.

"I'm terribly sorry Mr Taylor, you have as serious an infection of TB as we've ever seen. The only thing to do, unless you want to turn into a greasy pile of s^&* is euthanasia. It's for our benefit as much as yours....

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

A while ago, I remarked to my wife that our local MP (who, IMO, proved himself to be a weaselly, murdering bastard during his time in provincial politics) was the best hope she had for me finding religion, since he's the best evidence I've seen lately for the existence of Satan.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

So am I.  I just need to vent occasionally

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