The Last Post Game!!!!

[Pachyderm]

Don't know.

Wouldn't try it in the UK. Postal system is less than fabulous.

Although, would be an effective protest.

"We really should deliver this package, it's starting to smell. And I thought I saw it move..."


Last _{wondering who to send raw shellfish}  Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That could be an interesting technique for fast delivery: place some piece of rapidly biodegradable matter in one compartment of the box and in other hermetically sealed the actual parcel.

Last _{you may want to skip the origination address though} Post

[Griffin NoName]

One can still send Cornish Cream in the post in the UK. Some traditions must be kept.

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[Pachyderm]

Does it have to be Cornish?

And can you send other famous regional specialities?

Last _{furiously making haggis} Post

[Swatopluk]

I think that would violate some international treaty of nonproliferation (except if you are an associated member of the current US admninistration).

Last _{membrum putridum} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I've just come home from last night.

I'm not hungry anymore (I couldn't swallow a thing at the moment), but I'm tired...



Last _{I'm only complaining} Post

[Swatopluk]

Get horizontal and enter temporary coma!

Last _{Matratzenhorchdienst} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

The problem is, I had to be vertical all day long...

Now I am home, and not sleepy anymore.


Last _{but the fridge is still empty...} Post

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

What do they think about ersatz meat made exclusively from plant products?

Last _{revenge of the soypocrites} Post

They're fine with it. We had tacos with veggie burger a couple of nights ago.

Last _{it tasted just the same} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I don't like soya-meat...

I just don't think it tastes like pork...


Last _{a bloody steak for me, please} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Sounds like something Dracula would have said

Last _{the bloody b*stard}  Post

[Swatopluk]

I read an essay how Dracula deals with all the iron he has to intake with the blood. The guess was that he burns it to iron carbonyl during his occasional visits to hell and that his red eyes are actually a byproduct of intermediate storage of surplus iron in the body.

Last _{usually paleness is a sign of iron deficiency though} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Well, if he's burning all the iron, that means he has iron insufficiency, doesn't it?



Last _{I'm still waiting for the steak} Post

[Pachyderm]

Does that mean I'm a vampire?

I have red eyes in almost every picture taken of me.

(And I have no reflection)

Last _{trying to make the wings work} Post

[beagle]

I had iritis once. Your whole eye goes red and you cringe with pain in daylight.
Unfortunately the NHS don't prescribe virgins for it.

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