The Last Post Game!!!!

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Definately.

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[Swatopluk]

Don't become knurd!

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[Griffin NoName]

Some people think the next competition winner will be the person who mentions alcohol most often.

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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

hey, swato, what do you know about the "German Santa"?

Apparently I hear there is a good santa (the typical type one thinks of) and then a bad-santa, who comes and whips bad children, and if you're especially bad, he stuffs you in a barrel and drags you down back to hell with him.

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[anthrobabe]

If the words

Ho-Ho-Ho and Santi-Wrap cause you to fall in the freaking floor and cry tears of joy/sadness/ and OMG then you've sen the best "bad santa" of them all in action

[Aggie]

Some people think the next competition winner will be the person who mentions alcohol most often.

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What about the person who mentions the most alcohols?

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[Swatopluk]

hey, swato, what do you know about the "German Santa"?

Apparently I hear there is a good santa (the typical type one thinks of) and then a bad-santa, who comes and whips bad children, and if you're especially bad, he stuffs you in a barrel and drags you down back to hell with him.

There are many local traditions. There is not even a single Santa because since Luther there are two different "good" ones:
a) St.Nikolaus (=>Santa Claus)
b) der Weihnachtsmann (Xmas Man )
The first has traditionally a "bad" companion that does the whipping for naughty children, the second has to do it himself.
The dark companion runs under many names but Knecht Ruprecht (Knecht means servant) is the most common.
His origin is debated but probably pagan. In the famous poem by Theodor Storm ("Knecht Ruprecht"*) that most children have (or had) to learn here, Ruprecht does the job alone and das Christkind (child christ) looks down from heaven approvingly.

"Von drauß' vom Walde komm ich her..."

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Some people think the next competition winner will be the person who mentions alcohol most often.

If that would be the case, people don't even have to bother, cause I'm the winner of that one.

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I've felt that way once. I didn't like that feeling...

Last _{then you have to drink to become sober} Post

Something similiar happened to me once. I drank so much, I've actually ended up completely sober.


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[Swatopluk]

How much blood in your alcohol?

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Never checke, but I guess the level was very low...



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[Swatopluk]

That would be an event, usually

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[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Oh my.

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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

why isn't monosyllabic monosyllabic? and why isn't Phonetically spelled phonetically?

these things bother, confound, and and generally disgruntle me.

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[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I personally blame the ancient Greeks and those who immitated them.


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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

or hell, the ones they imitated, Phonecians included, if I'm not mistaken (same alphabet, right?)

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