The Last Post Game!!!!

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGH!



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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Yurrrrgh?!

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[Swatopluk]

I thought a merkin was something else...   

As a result of reading Pratchett I know that too. What would Medusa use ?

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[Aggie]

Yah, I'm in Canada, so a merkin is something from down south.

I imagine you could borrow Medusa's to do a Cthulu impression, applied as a false beard.

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[Swatopluk]

There are some Freudian interpretations of the Great Old Ones (and more explicit ones in Alien).

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[beagle]

I am about to replace my PC's firewall and virus checker.


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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Good luck.


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[beagle]

Astonishingly it seemd to work.  Trend Micro has gone the way of Norton before it and I'm now using Microsoft (careful with the pronunciation here) "One Care".

With a bit more rationalisation of suppliers I'll be able to buy my whole life from just Tesco and Microsoft. There's something to look foward to.


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[Griffin NoName]

Microsoft may get invited onto the Jonathan Ross show. He has been advertising their product several times tonight. He does have a Spanish accent doesn't he?

There used to be a fabulous merkin website. The range was excellent.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Do you think that, if I write a letter to Bill Gates, he'd send me a few thousand dollars for beer?


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[beagle]

I think it's been tried.
In my case he just reminded me my MSDN subscription needed renewing.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

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So, that means you're quite rich as well, as his wealth is estimated at 56bn, that makes you a billionaire with 22bn on your account.

Which according to the the Forbes list is the wealth of David Thomson & family. I think we've just discovered your secret identity.


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[Swatopluk]

No, I think he is a Scottish squirrel in disguise.

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[Griffin NoName]

Unfortunately he is merely a Greek Lycanthropic.

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[Swatopluk]

Versipelles Britannicus?

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