The Last Post Game!!!!

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Especially if those languages are considered dead.


Last _{decided to do great summer cleaning and am sick of it} Post

[Swatopluk]

It's still the official language of the Vatican, and there is a Finnish TV channel sending news in Latin (that info may be obsolete, I didn't check).

Last _{Andra moi ennepe mousa polytropon hos malla polla|planchte.} Post

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

But who grows up speaking it?


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[Griffin NoName]

There seems to be a misunderstanding. I was refering to the strange Germanic sentence which when I ran it through an online translator made no sense at all

Last _{glad that's cleared up then} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I've just figured out that doing summer cleaning isn't as fulfilling as living in a messy and dirty appartment.


Last _{and there's not a drop of alcohol in my fridge at the moment} Post

[beagle]

and there's not a drop of alcohol in my fridge at the moment

That happened to me once. Breathe very slowly or there's a danger of panic and hyperventilation setting in.

Last Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I'm breathing.

In.

Out.

In.

Panic attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!


Last _{quick, is there a bartender in the house?} Post

[Griffin NoName]

I recommend a brown paper bag.

Last _{less likely than a plastic one to have opposite effect to that desired} Post

[Swatopluk]

There seems to be a misunderstanding. I was refering to the strange Germanic sentence which when I ran it through an online translator made no sense at all

Last _{glad that's cleared up then} Post

Actually that is a free translation of the Latin sentence above. Both imply that making somebody drunk is a good way to find out about that person's true character.

Last _{another reason why I do not imbibe vast amounts of alcohol} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

What if I behave sober the same way I behave drunk?

I only articulate better sober.


Last _{I'm an exhibitionist in soul} Post

[Griffin NoName]

Actually that is a free translation of the Latin sentence above. Both imply that making somebody drunk is a good way to find out about that person's true character.

But where do the Merks come into it?

Last _{are we in merkin terriroty?} Post

[Swatopluk]

That's derived from merken = to notice/realize*. merks is the (informal) imperative form, short for merk es!

*in other context also to memorize (as in: memorize a number)

Last _{Kannst du dir das merken?} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Last _{just the last post} Post

[Swatopluk]

Deutsche Post - Schnell wie Schnecke

Last _{snail mail} Post

[Aggie]

That's derived from merken = to notice/realize*. merks is the (informal) imperative form, short for merk es!

*in other context also to memorize (as in: memorize a number)

I thought a merkin was something else...   

Last _{fuzzy logic} Post