The Last Post Game!!!!

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Last _{one day I will row to work} Post

Like this?




Last _{row, row, row my boat, gently down the stream} Post

[Swatopluk]

The problem will be to pass the Charlottenburg lock



Last _{probably costly} Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

If you canoe instead of row, you can portage!

Last _{otherwise, just sneak in when a larger boat goes through} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

You can do it, if you try enough.


Last _{I am starting drinking in a few moments} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Why canoing if the wind at your favor?

Last _{unless you sent your sails to the cleaners} Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

You can "sail" in a canoe, you know.

Last _{just tie a tarp to your paddle and hold it up} Post

[Swatopluk]

An amphib bike would be ideal but I don't know how stable they are when meeting the wakes of canal ships.

Last _{not stable enough to carry sails} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

We'll get you a big motor boat than.

Or a yacht.


Last _{of course, only if you have a few mil to spare} Post

[Swatopluk]

A few milligrams maybe. Is there a yacht with pedal propulsion available?

Last _{licenses, esp. for boats, are quite expensive these days} Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

If you have a few dozen slaves, a trireme might work.

Last _{yachting... old school} Post

[Swatopluk]

Canals too narrow for that and it is about my fat/overweight.
Last _{and the slaves would have to be fed (not to the sharks, too few of them around)} Post

[Aggie]

A few milligrams maybe. Is there a yacht with pedal propulsion available?

Last _{licenses, esp. for boats, are quite expensive these days} Post

Come on Swato - I'm sure you could come up with a few milligrams of something that'd get you a yacht.   

Last _{better licencing through chemistry} Post

[Swatopluk]

I am not in Organic Chemistry or Pharmacy (Classical Greek: poison mixing, doing magic).

Btw, can the idiom "to stir up the brew" be translated (depending on context) as "causing trouble"?

Last _{running out of rhymes for Cthulhu} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Leaving the voice of temptation aside, it could be a pedal catamaran or a trimaran.

Last _{then you would *really* wish and pray for winds} Post

[Swatopluk]

Yeah, those are notoriously heavy built.

Last _{just like me} Post