The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

Your mother drank it?

Last _{but where are the empty bottles} Post

[Griffin NoName]

In three days time I will have to talk to my son and my mother.

Last _{non family avoidance day early warning} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It can't be that bad...

Last _{says the person who lives 2500km from his mom} Post

[Swatopluk]

You may try this and the following days

Last _{telephone terror} Post

[Griffin NoName]

My phones are all programmed to play representative tunes for individual callers..... easy screening.

Last _{never be caught unawares} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

My mother's gone since this morning.

Oh the beautiful silence...


Last _{I love my mom, but sometimes she gets on my nerves} Post

[Swatopluk]

How true
Last Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I need to get drunk, but have to go to work instead...



Last _{will be at work till 23:00 and will be too tired to drink afterwards} Post

[Griffin NoName]

I have to not do any work to be not exhausted though of course I am secretly longing to continue writing my essay.

Last _{life is complex} Post

[anthrobabe]

I just want to sleep- is there a job where one can sleep and get paid for it?

Last_{if wishes were horses and boy moms can be annoying}post

[Swatopluk]

You could work as a guinea pig in a sleep lab or as a live model for testing matrasses.
I would not recommend to become a sleeping pill tester,

Last _{I leave out the other kind of sleeping} Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

zzzzooom

Aardvark!

zzzzooom


Last _{trust me, you needed that} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I just want to sleep- is there a job where one can sleep and get paid for it?

I have a job like that. I work more or less mostly about an hour during my shifts (which last between six and nine hours). In the meantime I can do whatever I want. Today, I wrote an essay in management during an eight hour shift. I could even sleep if I wanted to (I dozed away a few time in the past)


Last _{but I'm probably changing my job in July, for something better paid but I will have to work} Post

[Swatopluk]

1.30 AM here. Should I go to sleep or not or wait for the morning papers?

Last _{my father usually does} Post

[Griffin NoName]

Sometimes the morning papers arrive before I sleep. But tonight I must force myself to sleep the sleep of angels.

Last _{sleeping when the world sleeps is hard work for me} Post