The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

Maybe Pete Walker will do a remake of House of Whipcord. Paris Hilton would fit the role of the protagonist/main victim perfectly.

Last _{this is not completely a joke. It could work.} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I'd say she'd fit perfectly into a new sequel of Dumb and Dumber.

It would be called Dumb and Dumber: This Time It's Girl Time

We'd only need to find a perfect match for her. I'd go with Bijou Phillips. I think she would be a perfect match, after her "interesting" interview for the Stuff Magazine: http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1893


Last _{it really made me mad what she said in there} Post

[Swatopluk]

Or we do a personalized version of Is Paris Burning?

Last _{I still think we should use the opportunity to do the House of Whipcord remake} Post

[Griffin NoName]

We are only just setting up a radio station and you want film studios?

Last _{how to keep everyone happy?} Post

[Swatopluk]

No studio necessary. While she is behind bars, it is an on location shoot. Fanatical moral reformers should be easy to obtain as are sadistic prison wardens

Last _{Falwell will endorse it without a fee}  Post

[beagle]

I think I'm getting to the High Court judge stage of senile out-of-it-ness. For ages when people talked about Paris Hilton I thought they were criticising a hotel. Haven't heard of the charming Bijou Phillips at all. I thought only Estate Agents used the word "bijou".

At least Joanna Lumley is on Desert Island disks today.

Last _{out of it} Post

[Swatopluk]

Don't know anything either about that Bijou girl.
But my own knowledge of pop culture is negligible compared to the standard anyway.

Last _{but I know who this Phillips is} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I've never heard of her as well, until this interview appeared in all the newspapers around here.

But as I've heard this morning on the radio, Bijou is a friend of Paris, that would explain a lot.

But anyway, how stupid must one be, to walk into a clothes shop with a cigarette and be surprised to be kicked out?


Last _{and the interviewer shows really high intelligens as well} Post

[Griffin NoName]

For ages I thought Paris Hilton was a hotel too.

Then it dawned on me how insidious the "I want to be famous" youth culture was.

Last _{it wasn't like this in the old days} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Well, I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton is also a hotel.

Is the taste of people really that screwed up, when there are people like that rich and famous?


Last _{we need a cleaning of the gene pool} Post

[beagle]

When it comes to the judgement of Paris there are probably lessons in The Judgement of Paris.

Last _{change my booking to the George Cinq} Post

[Aggie]

Well, I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton is also a hotel.

Is the taste of people really that screwed up, when there are people like that rich and famous?

It's a tossup which one has more guests checking in per night.... 

The 'petition' for her to stay out of jail makes me 

The petition calls on Schwarzenegger to issue a pardon, claiming that she has been used as a scapegoat by authorities seeking to highlight the dangers of drink-driving.

The Hilton hotel heiress "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives," the petition reads.

Last _{alternative sentencing, maybe?  Give her a high-powered car and make her do 100 laps of a race track while blotto drunk.  If she survives, she can go free.} Post

[Swatopluk]

The lex tallionis (ordeal) is unfortunately not in action anymore.

She actually has a sister by the name of London iirc. Good that there is not a third brat named Kuala Lumpur .

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And now for something completely different.
I found at last the time to watch Hogfather and also found it to be an almost perfect adaption (and far better than I would have expected actually).

Last _{Johnny and the Bomb is soon to follow} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

The name KwaZulu-Natal Hilton would be definitelly more interesting...



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[Swatopluk]

Isn't that a region, not a city?

Last _{what about Tel Aviv (spring hill)} Post