The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

Norway does but usually the mere coming in sight of a Kystvakt cruiser is enough to make the intruders run. Where the US or UK run anti-sub air patrols, Norway looks for foreign fishing boats.

Last _{only a measure of time before the first secret fishing subs appear} Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Oh, the secret fishing subs are already there, but they'll never appear.   

Last _{run silent, run deep, catch haddock} Post

[beagle]

Last _{only a measure of time before the first secret fishing subs appear} Post

Disguising them as spying ships would have a nice symmetry.

Last Post

[Swatopluk]

Hm, depth-charging illegal fishing vessels would affect the fishes adversely too. Maybe the old WW1 methods using nets could be revived.

Last _{nice alternative to whaling and probably more profitable} too Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

And would provide good cover for their own illegal fishing operations.

Last _{maybe "submarine harpoon boats" to hide the whaling} Post

[Swatopluk]

Sorry, we mistook that whale for a fishing sub. Both use sonar and swallow fish, so it's easy to make that mistake.

Last _{cattle stations} Post

[Griffin NoName]

Mmmm undersea cattle stations. Bound to catch on.

Last _{let's adapt before the ice caps melt} Post

[Swatopluk]

Sea cow stampede in the Caribbean Sea. Several seahorses hurt.

Last _{Octopussy's Garden under the Sea} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Last _tired Post

[Swatopluk]

Caffeine, caffeine
all round my brain

Last _de-drugged Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Caffeine is in the top two of my personal "all-time favourite diuretics" list.

Last _{bet you'll never guess the other one in the top two} Post

[Swatopluk]

I will guess, so you lose (I do not say I will guess correctly )

Simple water in large amounts?

Last _{not very likely} Post

prism, eh, prunes

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I won't even try to guess, but just take the Last Post.


Last _{two days of concerts in a row, I can't see much and hear less} Post

[Swatopluk]

Only go there with adjustable goggles and earmuffs!

Last _{deaf blind} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I don't like earmuffs, the music isn't as enjoyable like that and you really look stupid in the first row with earmuffs.


Last _{the blindness is gone but the deafness remains} Post