The Last Post Game!!!!

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

You forgot the pheromones.


Last _{where would we be without them?} Post

[Swatopluk]

Hippopotamuses and certain moths use the same pheromone. Do the same repellants work too?

Last _{stampeded by moths is as embarrassing as by sloths} Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I have found that mothballs keep hippopotami away nicely.  I have never heard of a hippopotamus being found in any house around here that puts out mothballs.

Last _{I'm sure the fact I'm in North America has nothing to do with it} Post

[Swatopluk]

That joke is canonical, so I tried to avoid it as superfluous.

LasT _{how many hippopotamuses equal a moth?} PosT

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I don't use mothballs but still don't have trouble with hippos.

What does that mean?


Last _{hippofree home} Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

You probably haven't noticed them yet.  It's likely you have house hippos.  They hide in the walls and only come out at night.

Last _{I really like that video} Post

[Swatopluk]

Hippos can get pretty nasty

http://www.dvdresurrections.com/images/Meet_The_Feebles_Mini_Poster.jpg

Last _{Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun.} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Those hippos have to be fought with the special hippo-bubble-gun:



Last _{hippos hate bubbles} Post

[Griffin NoName]

Once I got rid of the mud pools, the hippos all left.

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[Swatopluk]

That gun looks utterly perverse. That is a toy for children? Hippo with pants down and the trigger located..eh..anatomically?
Another proof of the insidious homosexual agenda to pervert the innocent brats ?

Last _{Not in fron to the children, dear. It might divert them from their sniper training} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

But it's soooooooo cute...


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[Swatopluk]

I barely avoided a really bad pun.

Last _{Battle of Aigospotamoi} Post
Hm, Battle of Goat River should be interesting to some

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Don't avoid the puns.

They're always fun...

Last _{I'm at work and should be doing something} Post

[Swatopluk]

Make a break and eat a bun!

Last _{and don't run amok with a gun} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Unless it's a hippo-bubble-gun.

You can run amok with that one without causing any real harm.


Last _{bubbles, weeeeeee} Post