The Last Post Game!!!!

[Bluenose]

Quickly sneaks in a nicks off with Last Post, runs away yelling...

"It's mine!  All mine, I tell you!  You'll never get it away from me now... Nya ha ha ha haaaaaarrr...."

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[Swatopluk]

Unfortunately you ran into Quayle hunting Chain-eye and got a load of Pearl S. Buck-shot into the gills. Now the Last Post is up for takings and I will raise to the occasion and then Duffy Duck out of Ford Dodge with it.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

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[Swatopluk]

Have a dose of caffeine (aber nicht aus der Dose)

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Don't drink coffee...

I guess I'll have a Red Bull...


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[Swatopluk]

Caffeine is not limited to coffee and I have heard that Red Bull tastes like boiled jelly babies.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I don't know how boiled jelly babies taste like but I like the taste of Red Bull.

Don't know why.

And it really helps me stay awake sometimes.

Last _{I basically passed my final exams at high school thanks to red bull} Post

[Swatopluk]

Did it trample the examiners ?

Last _{Battle of Red Bull Run} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Unfortunately not.

But I had to do something to stay awake during the exams, as I was drunk every night and hung-over every morning.

I just used too much gin-tonic to handle the stress. But I think it helped a lot. I wasn't stressed and ended among the best five of the class.


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[Swatopluk]

So, the gin worked as a tonic nevertheless?

Last _{and what about the lemon} Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Still running, sorta.

Last _{but don't call my car a "lemon"} Post

[Aggie]

But I had to do something to stay awake during the exams, as I was drunk every night and hung-over every morning.

Hold up...  do I have this backwards?  I always used the caffeine to stay awake at night to study, and drank in the morning during the exam...   

_{and in class on birthdays}

Last _{not just orange juice - now with 20% more Everclear!} Post

[Swatopluk]

Drink Whiskola! (ask Lemonade Joe for retail details)

Last _{even in case of clinical death} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Hold up...  do I have this backwards?  I always used the caffeine to stay awake at night to study, and drank in the morning during the exam...   

_{and in class on birthdays}

That's what I do at the university.


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[Swatopluk]

For optimum performance use our direct multi-channel injector that will feed the right mixture of caffeine, tranquillizer, adrenaline and testosterone etc. for every possible situation (painless suicide option only on personal demand).

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