The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

As long as you keep your prof distracted, you should be okay.  Just get one of the other students to point out the window and shout "Hey!  What's that over there?!" whenever your prof goes to look your way.

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[Aggie]

I was the master of a classroom stealth-sleep technique which consists using your left hand to prop up your head and shield your eyes (makes you look as if your are concentrating on your book/papers) while holding your pen in your right hand, in a writing position. 

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PS - could also take lecture notes in high school with my eyes closed and brain on auto-transcribe....  couldn't always read them afterwards, though...   

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

My classroom stealth-sleep technique was sitting way in the back and trying not to call attention to myself.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I never was able to take notes.

I always do something else while in lectures.

And if necessary, I know the people, who always take notes.


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[Aggie]

Last _{unfotunately it's not the hot ones that do so} Post

They are usually the ones who need to copy notes or answers, and will use their hotness to do so, which is why it's important to take notes. I didn't mind my papers being ogled in high school (works both ways)

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[Swatopluk]

Nerdy notes in exchange for hot harridans is sevenploitation

Last _{eh, harridan may be the wrong word in this context , maybe Hiltonoids would be better} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I can't turn my brain on.


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[Swatopluk]

You have to put the crank into the other ear and turn counter-clockwise!

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Maybe pour some coffee in a handy orifice first.

Last _{my favourite for coffee is the mouth, but different strokes for different folks, right?} Post

[Swatopluk]

For unusual openings used for poisoning cf. Hamlet.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Better than cutting the ear off, I say...


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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Rather dead than earless?

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

None of both is the option I am running for.


Last _{where's my nose?} Post

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

You're running for your nose?  Don't you have things backward?

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[Griffin NoName]

My stomach kept me up all night.

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