The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

What else do you expect when most perfumes contain a substance from a vampire deer as a main ingredient?


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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{musky sheep?} Post

[Swatopluk]

The muskox is not actually an ox (=bovine) but a close relative of sheep.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I got that.

Last _{I was wondering about the smell} Post

[Swatopluk]

To my knowledge it is not musk but it must have smelled similar to the guy who named the beast such.

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[Aphos]

Last _{ox me no questions} Post

[Swatopluk]

Does that mean you're oxycontent?

Last _{or on a prescription drug} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Auto-systemic opioids tend to work better.

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[Aphos]

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I'm tempted to toast to that.

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[Swatopluk]

Sorry, the dry cider was sold out in the shop, so I can't respond to the toast properly.

Last _{they were short on sweet cider too and I do not like the stuff anyway} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Is there a reason to dislike alcoholic beverages?

Last _{or are you a closeted mormon?} Post

[Swatopluk]

I like the dry cider but not the sweet. Beer I simply do not like the taste of and wine gives me nothing I could not do without. Strong stuff is out of the question.
My digestive system is not fond of alcohol and I prefer a clear head.

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[Aphos]

Last _{give me a nice cognac} Post

[Swatopluk]

Why do you want a nac in your cog?

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