The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{like certain expensive red shoes?} Post

[Swatopluk]

I guess the papal shoes are the cheapest part of the outfit-
Or were you talking Powell & Pressburger shoes

Last _{or ruby slippers from out of Kansas?} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Francis outfit seems humble enough, at least.

Last _{he almost got the job with some old worn shoes} Post

[Swatopluk]

Still, since the election results are not known in advance but there has to be a fitting oufit, the papal tailors make three of them (small, medium, large) just to be sure.

Last _{no recycling to my knowledge} Post

[Griffin NoName]

What is wrong with recycling Papal clothing?

Last _{vatican city should consider climate change} Post

[Swatopluk]

The papal outfits have a high albedo, so they are by themselves a part of the solution.

Last _{unlike the pitch black of protestant ministers} Post

[Aggie]

High albedo, low libido?  Does this go hand in hand?


Last _{what does that say about cardinals?} Post

[Swatopluk]

The pope has to have at least the capability of libido, so he can fight it. Formally a man lacking the 'man parts' cannot become pope* (reason for lack is irrelevant).

Last _{and the red of the cardinals stands symbolically for the blood of martyrdom} Post

*or even just priest in the RCC

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

You could only wish priests had a low libido.

Last _{ask their victims} Post

[Swatopluk]

No holiness without temptation

Last _{and then there was the Rasputinian theology*} Post

* G*d loves repentant sinners => in order to please G*d one has to sin first, so that one cane be repentant afterwards.

[Griffin NoName]

.......in order to please G*d one has to sin first, so that one cane be repentant afterwards.

I thought I just had to set fire to my firstborn.

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[Swatopluk]

First the throat has to be cut

Last _{drained corpses also burn better} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

One more advantage for ventriloquy.

Last _Stop! Post

[Swatopluk]

But where did the ram come from then?

Last _{do not insert zoophilia joke here} Post

[Griffin NoName]

Beware buying any birthday cards for one year old, with a big one (1) on the front, with warning on the back, not suitable for under 3 years of age, small parts, may contain nuts.

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