The Last Post Game!!!!

[roystonoboogie]

How many Ulster Unionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Last _{"WE WULL NIVVVURRR! NIVVURRR! CHANGE THE LIGHTBULB! THE LIGHTBULB IS OUR TRADUSHUN UND WE WULL FIGHT TO PRESURVE IT!"} post.

[Swatopluk]

An then we can start to sing Last Post and Chorus

[Griffin NoName]

Or annexe the next door Monastery.

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[Swatopluk]

I guess the squidlings have done most of it already

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{they own the place} Post

[Griffin NoName]

I've never understood how we came to cede power to a bunch of juvenile delinquant squidlings.

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[Swatopluk]

We didn't. But they got their tentacles on The Wall Street Journal and got ideas

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[Griffin NoName]

Is that anything to do with how you get a goose, a fox, and a bunch of grapes across a river?

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[Swatopluk]

We need a bigger boat

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[Griffin NoName]

A bigger boat would be a ship. Ships are not allowed.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{cruise ships?} Post

[Swatopluk]

Something with the capacity to transport just
  1 human being
+1 fox
+1 goose
+1 portion of grapes light enough to be carried by 1 human being
should still qualify as a boat

Btw, in the strict definition a boat can be as large as any ship as long as it has no full deck. A Viking 'ship' officially counts as a boat for that reason (and those could get quite big).

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[Opsa]

Are you saying we aren't playing with a full deck?

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[roystonoboogie]

I have eleven pence.
Last _{not quite the full shilling} post.

[Swatopluk]

The only cards on a naval vehicel should be the charts

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