The Last Post Game!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

And then there's the naked truth

Last _{Last Post} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

But what if the naked truth just forgot to put her pants on?

Does that mean she's senile as well?


Last _{forget me not} Post

[Sibling Chatty]

Last _HUH? Post

[beagle]

Ignore him. He's weird  .
Everyone knows the truth is either varnished or unvarnished; or possibly stained that shade of Western Red Cedar that looks suspiciously similar to the NATO Orange used on life rafts.

Last ^{rambling incoherent} Post

[Swatopluk]

We know that truth hasn't pants on because lies run half around the earth before it can put them on. And because lies have short legs this indicates a quite long dressing time.
Somebody/thing with no pants on can of course not be allowed on conservative media channels.

Last _{get lied} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Ignore him. He's weird 

Am I?

Finally I know the truth about myself, I've always thought I'm just insane.

Last _{I've never known a person that went insane, except my imaginary friend, Col. Schwartz} Post

[Swatopluk]

Last _{I thought insanity was a privilege for generals} Post

[Griffin NoName]

Scary, I can't find insanity in the classification of Mental Disorder Codes

Last _{insanity is amongst us} Post

[Swatopluk]

Otherwise you could probably not claim it for legal purposes.

Last _{once quite popular to nullify marriage vows} Post

Sahne btw means cream, it's just a matter of time before the h is dropped for simplification as the reform did for filosofi, delfin etc.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

The reform has never became very popular anyway.


In other news, I've been spending money that I don't have once again. It's bad to go shopping with a female friend that just knows what suits me. Now I got new sunglasses, new hat, and new jeans.

(sorry for this, but I just had to share this with someone)


Last _{my bank-account doesn't like me at all} Post

[Swatopluk]

And drowning the sorrow in whiskey, alas, won't make it any better .

Last _{Just what I needed. First my account runs dry and now people make tactless jokes} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I wasn't drowning my sorrow in whiskey last night, I just wanted to get wasted.


Last _{and now I got a broken tooth and splitted chin} Post

[Swatopluk]

If the alc was concentrated enough, it will at least reduce the risk of infection.

Last _{think positive but stay real} Post

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I hope it won't get infected.

Last _{in the worst case scenario: father of a friend of mine is plastic surgeon} Post

[Swatopluk]

I prefer surgeons that are made fom fleah bones etc. not plastic 

Last _{pass me those dog biscuits please} Post