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[Swatopluk]

Or you could forklift* your bed. Check first that the floor can take the weight of the lifter.

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*OK, I know that this is a grave sin against proper language use.

[Griffin NoName]

Better than forklifticate, forklificise, etc and no worse than most US corruptions

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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[Swatopluk]

And forks are the devil's tool. The European fork has four prongs to avoid that association.

Die Gabel des Teufels hat 3 Zacken
Damit wird er's schon packen
Den einen Zinken
Bohrt er ihr in den linken
Den anderen Zacken
Bohrt er ihr in den rechten Backen
Und mit der Mitte von der Stange
Fackelt er auch nicht lange
Den stößt er ihr teuflisch tief in den After
Das gaubste nich', das schafft er

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[Griffin NoName]

Naturally there is no corruption in the old UK, we are as white as a snowdrifte.

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[Swatopluk]

So, you're all vampires or their victims?

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

And forks are the devil's tool. The European fork has four prongs to avoid that association.

So, salad is evil (as it's forks are three pronged)?

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[Griffin NoName]

My sons thought salad was evil when they were young.

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[pieces o nine]

Naturally there is no corruption in the old UK, we are as white as a snowdrifte.

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On this side of the pond, we say, "pure as the driven snow."

Of course, once one has observed actual  snow which has been driven over, the phrase loses a certain something...

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[Swatopluk]

I would appreciate snow. It has become a rarity in these parts.
Or at least for it to stay for more than a few hours.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I've heard of snow.

I've seen it from a-far.

Such nice clear abstraction.

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[Griffin NoName]

We have pure as driven snow here too. I was making my own idiom.

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[Swatopluk]

There will come a time when our children will learn about snow in school like about the dodo.

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[Griffin NoName]

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[Swatopluk]

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