The Last Post Game!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

what else could TFM be> of course it is

Last _{let's have a spelling bee} Post

[Swatopluk]

Bees can dance and tell but spell?

Last _{Bee Bee Queen} Post

[Griffin NoName]

I wash my hands off this. Remember I am only the fly catchers hand maiden.

Last Post

[Swatopluk]

Better than to be his footman

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{who's better than who?} Post

[Swatopluk]

hand maiden > footman

Last _explanatory Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Are you asking for the hand of the maiden on foot?

Last _mon? Post

[Swatopluk]

She is six feet under and very probably not a maiden (neither has anything to do with me which I regret as far as the latter part is concerned).

Last _{I am not into nekrophilia} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{looks like your are more into saudade} Post

[Swatopluk]

That fits indeed.

Last _{add to that the strong belief that it would not have worked out well anyway} Post

And the cynic adds that the personal damage would have been worse had there been an intimate relationship.
Only guessing on my part but since her sister died at about the same age (from the dates on the tombstone), it looks like there was some medical inevitability not just failed screening.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I had for some years what now I call a 'lock' on certain person and I had become used to think of her all the time. Needless to say that didn't help me at all.

Last _{the solution was to force myself not to think of her} Post

[Aggie]

I have a strong suspicion that the best loves remain unrequited....

Last _{actual relationships are too messy} Post

[Swatopluk]

Grass greener on the other side, I know
Last _{and threat stronger than execution} Post

[Griffin NoName]

Last _{no clue what you are on about} Post

[Swatopluk]

Something a pshrink could make hay out of

Last _{even absent size-adjustable breadboxes} Post