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[Swatopluk]

The Bible is quite explicit that in heaven the concept of man or woman loses all meaning.
Some theologians thought that everyone gets desexed, others that all women are turned into men.
The Order of the Stick takes the approach that 'till death does us part' is to be taken literally, i.e. death means divorce leaving all partners free to pursue other paths in the afterlife.

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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

I probably shouldn't ask this, but if all the women become men, why can't they just have gay marriages?

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[Swatopluk]

According to those theologians sexual desires are the result of original sin, which would be absent in heaven.
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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Being fair, the afterlife should be incorporeal so differences of sex are moot.

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[Swatopluk]

But why do a resurrection in the flesh, when the body gets dropped instantly after?

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[Griffin NoName]

A reason to get cremated perhaps.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

Meat the creeper.

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[Swatopluk]

I guess it must be transsubstantiated

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[Pachyderm]

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[Swatopluk]

Death can do that to people

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Is there tax transubstantiation?

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[Swatopluk]

For 'conservatives' the estate tax is a tax on the dead person not the heirs.

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[Aggie]

Is there tax transubstantiation?

Only if you max out your RRSPs, and withdraw them very carefully.


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[Swatopluk]

Tax return papers are so complicated that our former chancellor Helmut Schmidt (no stupid man he) said that he could not do his himself.

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