The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

All over, sex is a yucky affair.

Last _{according to them, anyways} Post

[Swatopluk]

Last _{abstinence before, after and during ?} post

Yes, indeed (and in some countries women named Mary may not work as prostitutes)
Also, if we took it to the logical extreme, men should sleep only once with any woman (who has to be a virgin).
Is other people's spit so much more disgusting than your own once it is out of the mouth?
Btw, the perpetual virgins in the Quranic paradise look like not fully thought through. At least for the ladies that looks like not the most happy arrangement (and who will wash all the silken sheets?)

Last _{also you have to go through the carnation to get at the clove} Post

[Sibling DavidH]

Last _{but so long as there's plenty of camels and small boys around.....} post

[Swatopluk]

No need for transport mentioned in the book. Altogh there was a certain fetish about a holy camel ravished (actually mutilated) by a certain people who got their just desserts the night after.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{leave the poor camels alone!} Post

[Swatopluk]

Well, that's what the prophet said but people would not listen.

Last _{Wouldn't it be nice if 'don't hurt the camel' was in the 10 commandments?} Post

[Pachyderm]

72 virgins? No, thanks, give me two fire-breathing whores any time...

Last _{guess I'm not a good person} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It doesn't make you a bad person but fire breathing? 

Last _{that may have consequences} Post

[Sibling DavidH]

Last _yarooogh!! post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _yarhgggg? Post

[Griffin NoName]

72 virgins? No, thanks, give me two fire-breathing whores any time...

I think that means you are sex mad rather than power mad, but I need to go and check the facts.

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[Swatopluk]

Apart from sex (Muslims only*) the paradise seems to be distinctly lacking in the entertainment section.

*If the church was/is sure about one thing: there is no sex in the Christian afterlife. There are even hints that the equipment gets removed on entry ('in heaven there is no 'man' or 'woman'...').

Last _{St.Thomas Aquinas thought that women would get the 'missing' parts, so heaven would be all male} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

So, what is more chauvinistic, 72 virgins or an all male afterlife?

Last _{hell looks more promising every day} Post

[Sibling DavidH]

If the christian spirits are all male, they can break through the wall and grab all the muslim virgins.

Last _{except the priests who will grab all the boys} post

[Aggie]

What the hell is the deal with priests and boys anyways?  Is it pure opportunism combined with greater likelihood of keeping silent?

If it's primarily an outfall from forced celibacy, it'd be much less damaging to the Church and more humanly understandable if they were just fooling around with consenting adult women.

Last _{of course, some may have attempted celibacy to avoid socially unacceptable sexual desires in the first place} Post