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[Swatopluk]

There must be some amphetamine or equivalent in them too.
Remember also that the old (but more or less dry) junkie Smeagol rejected them instantly.

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[Aggie]

Coca or nicotine, perhaps, given the appetite-suppressing effects. Enough caffeine would keep you marching all day, but would give you gutrot.



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[Swatopluk]

Can't remember ayn mention of defecation in the whole LotR (maybe not even in the complete wordks of Tolkien)

Something totally different (news already a few weeks old):
Sweden is replacing its moose warning signs () with those for kangaroos () because the former are regularly stolen.

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[Sibling DavidH]

No sweat, they can sell any remaining moose ones to the Aussies.
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[Swatopluk]

Maybe the swedes are also interested in the camels.

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http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/images/7/76/Elch.png

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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[Darlica]

Something totally different (news already a few weeks old):
Sweden is replacing its moose warning signs () with those for kangaroos () because the former are regularly stolen.

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I suppose someone is a month ahead with the April jokes... 
The moose warning signs remains the same, but I've read somewhere that they are trying to fasten them better to the posts.

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[Swatopluk]

I actually found that in printed newspapers. Depending on the paper it is just one location where this already happened or there are plans for a wider area. A few years ago there was another idea: punching lots of holes into the existing signs to make them less attractive. The idea to remove the image and to replace it with the word was also discussed but since not everyone understands Swedish (or can read ) that seemed unwise. My idea would be to replace them with the simple deer warning sign since that is common everywhere.

http://www.polizei.schleswig-holstein.de/internet/DE/Verkehrssicherheit/__bilder/verkehrszeichen-wildwechsel,property=default.jpg

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[Aggie]

The rednecks here punch their own holes in signs...  presumably Swedish gun laws are stricter.

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[Swatopluk]

In shameless self-promotion:
There are two new abominable songs in the Choral squids.
Rimsky will also be the target for a slightly larger choral piece, now that I layed hands on the score online.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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[pieces o nine]

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[Aphos]

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[Swatopluk]

The world is not yet ready for a kitschy Cthulhu love ballad.

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NSFW! http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/49903_0f6c8283c6.jpg?v=0 NSFW!

Btw, does anybody here have access to the score of Rimsky's op.18 °2 (On Tatar Captivity).
The library claims to have 51 volumes of his collected works but the volume this should be in is seemingly not among them.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Obscure enough, it doesn't show up in IMSLP list nor in the Mutopia project or in CPDL.

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