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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Oh no! No hugs, just kisses.

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[pieces o nine]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry, how stupid that song is....

"I'm a rough rider, gimme that Christian love"




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That line jumped out at me as a little ... odd .. as well!
I would also like to congratulate Kiyo for choosing graphics which jiggle chastely side-by-side, not facing each other like unto some veiled harlots on the side (!) of the road...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

_{New Moon is as terrible as you have heard}

Harry Potter > Twilight Saga
Choose wisely when the next opportunity arises.

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[Swatopluk]

Oh no! No hugs, just kisses.

The only time Jesus kissed, it was another man! (and he was subsequently arrested, probably for violating the decency laws. That was before Lawrence v. Texas, you know and also in (semi-)public).

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

In a number of churches the congregation would have to make a line to kiss the pastor that is [constantly] betraying them.

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[Swatopluk]

Poison lips and down he slips!

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Oh yes!

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[Swatopluk]

Bridget: He is my husband
Malcolm Reynolds: Who isn't?

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I would also like to congratulate Kiyo for choosing graphics which jiggle chastely side-by-side, not facing each other like unto some veiled harlots on the side (!) of the road...

Oh thank you. I thought that these three ladies completely fulfill the image of a simple side-hugging Christian girl..

I'm pretty sure the pastors ould much appreciate their persuasion to wait for front hugs till after the marriage.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Poor poor girls, those who have to face those kinky pastors.

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Going back to twilight (and thanks to Aggie):
[youtube=590,350]1glNuQiE77E[/youtube]

[Swatopluk]

Twilight of the S(n)obs?

Papa Nosferatu would turn in his grave, if he know what his descendants have come to.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

If we assume that vampires suffer from photodermatitis they would never EVER sparkle.

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Yeah, about that.

I thought that when exposed to light they turn into ashes and die, not sparkle like a drag queen on a Friday night...


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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Edward is a drag queen!

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

 


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