Memories of Portsmouth

[Black Bart]

Now that be downright ungrateful...where else did ye expect him to sink his teeth?  Hackles was specially trained to drag a pirate by his peg leg.  Hackles predecessor 'Scunthorpe' didn't get very far as a rescue dog...he tried to drag 'Black Jack the Bastard' by his beard...we sent what was left of him to The Red Cow!

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Hackles caused a bit of mayhem wif me female french poodle 'Trixie' a while back. Trixie escaped, but I needed a crow bar to get him off me leg. The testosterone in that dog was incredible!

[Black Bart]

Here we have a photo of a satisfied Portsmouth resident at the unveiing of Big Ron's sausage:

[Bruder Cuzzen]

" I memmer Portsmouth back afore ye Marm be bairn Billy bouy " .

" Tis naught wot she be now...*sigh*...jus luke at dem cobbestonz onna rowd en dem chimblys poken owt da thatch " I be missin da braziers en mud moren me mentor Capins ! ARR!...Dare be pirats  Billy ! ' At lest we still ave da rain en fog .

"ARRrrrr...My Portsmouth wuz muddy den me lad, fARRs everyware ta lite up da nite ... naught a minit wint by wen da grate pirats dint take us ta sum sARRRt ove pARRty .

" En da playbilge cennerfoal be proper...naught dat skellydon ye gots now ... dat remines me a da time DaveL en Pirgella ....Yarr ! Pirgella ...I memmer Pirgella...*sigh*...Now there..."

Billy Budlight adjusts the old pirate's hammock as he snores away , he walks down the empty street to the Admiral Benbow were other pirates gather to gossip .
Billy had free time and a bag of spices , he would learn more of Portsmouth even if it meant all his cloves , today Saucy Gert was tellin a story to her great grandaughters , the Benbows current owners and ale wenches , other old pirates hobbled in and settled down , Billy sat quietly and listened to all around him and began to write....

[DaveL]

Still Master Bluenose on the turps at an early age

[Black Bart]

GGGAAARRRRRRR...He were a handsome cove then!

[Bruder Cuzzen]

zzzzzzzzzzz *BLAAAT*...*fffrrrrraaaap*..." hummf...yarr wot wuz zat ?......

.....well... top o' the morn to ya Billy ! whut wuz dat ?.....

Ahhh , yes... whut wuz the haRRbour loike back in den olden daze ye asks....well... dint 'ave much in the way of moorings nor dock space back den .
  Mos daze ye fine the harbour jammed wid ships .
  Day be so close togedder dat everyone be plundering each an anudders botty an sech .
  Got to point everyone be pillaging dare owen stuff day gots ridda on ARR-Bay !
  Well... twernt much point in plundering one anudder affer dat kep hapnen ! but ah...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...*SnARRt* zzzzzzzzz....

[DaveL]

Big Ron's staff struggle through hard times after The Great Sausage Salmonella Scare of 1691. Big Ron Junior looks on.

[Griffin NoName]

Moighty fine peg legs in the foreground there !!

[Bluenose]

Still Master Bluenose on the turps at an early age

Yarr, that be a trick fotoe.  I kin tell because where's me pint o' rum?

[DaveL]

Yarrrrr...

It looks like yer trying to hide it under yer arm matey. Oi used to do the same when I raided the cookie jar, and me mum busted me. 

[Tanguerra]

Arrgh!! Remember the Old Admiral Benbow before the rennovations! It be all yuppified nowadays.

[anthrobabe]

Oh them was tha dayz!

I remembers well- the fun, the games, the nightly murders

good times

I members the time that one o me wenches tossed ol Black Bart out o tha window just by that sign and he landed smack on top o ol DaveL an then tha sheriff came along and rested em both for bleedin on tha public throughofare

tha way it is now -all uppity and spiffy and floors wif no stains an runnin water in that bathrooms- well it seems almost a shame to mess it up- can't have hardly no fun no more

[Black Bart]

Arrrrrr...lookin on the bright side though, they does empty the loo every four weeks now!

[anthrobabe]

we don empty em ye bugger

they be tha new fangled flush kind now

they be empty when ye visits cause ye's gone so much ye jes don pay nuff atension

so 'eres a hint to ye

tha lil silver button thingie on tha top o tha tank is to b pressed each time ye visits tha lil pirates room --if ye needs instructin please see DaveL as he had tha directions booklet last