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Vote 08: The Portsmouth Council Elections

Started by DaveL, February 20, 2008, 10:24:28 PM

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anthrobabe

#45
March 07, 2008, 02:51:56 PM
I jus received this at the Benbow in a large unmarked envelope-- I opened it as usually whot comes thisa way is jus anuther attempt to bribe ol Saucy Gert! Imagines me surprise to find not a bribery somefink or other (and stop sining them Mr. Mayor-- they supposed to be anonymouse)
anywho it were this
me finks it suppsed to be tha firs entry into tha televisioned debates.....

HERE
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

DaveL

#46
March 07, 2008, 11:02:34 PM
Dear Punksatawny Phil,

I'm afraid you capmaign slogan may be in danger of repeating itself over and over...which come to think of it, is exactly what's happening in most elections anyway...so keep up the good work!!

Repetition wins elections...just ask Mr Yes-we-can!

Kind Regards,

C.McBunty
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Bruder Cuzzen

#47
March 07, 2008, 11:21:28 PM
Quote from: Aphos on March 07, 2008, 04:36:26 AM


Cap'n Phil says

I promise to end winter soon!!! I'll stick 'em right up to 'arr


paid for by Rodents Benevolent Society

Aphos

#48
March 08, 2008, 07:53:30 AM


Cap'n Phil says...

We'uns deemands suffrage fer all Rodents!!!

and

    Kick Out The Cats!


Paid for by Rodents for a Better Portsmouth
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Aphos

#49
March 09, 2008, 01:04:29 AM
Rodents Are People, Too.

Give Rodents The Vote!





Paid for by Rodents Against Tyranny and Scurvy cats
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

pieces o nine

#50
March 09, 2008, 02:36:16 AM


I be TIDDLES! an oi happroved this message!

Fall in loine ye whiskered blaggarrrds or face thee consekwenses!
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Aphos

#51
March 09, 2008, 05:04:39 AM



Cap'n Phil says

Gives 'em er broadside

Urnless we'uns gets ter vote!



Paid for by Rodents Against Tyranny and Scurvy cats
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Aphos

#52
March 11, 2008, 12:54:18 AM
Vote for Lil

For Lady Mayor o' Portsmouth



Paid for by

Rodents

Against

Tyranny and

Scurvy cats
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Griffin NoName

#53
March 11, 2008, 01:09:30 AM
Vote SCABS for Mayor

Choose any one of us.

Roll up, roll up.

PICK YER SCABS  !!


Yaaaaaargh!
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Aphos

#54
March 11, 2008, 03:01:51 AM
Lil be a foine goil.


We be Bilge Rats and We Hay-proov o' this here massage...er...message.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

DaveL

#55
March 11, 2008, 10:19:39 AM
Quote from: Aphos on March 11, 2008, 03:01:51 AM
Lil be a foine goil.


We be Bilge Rats and We Hay-proov o' this here massage...er...message.

YArrrr...nice dress. She's got my vote!
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Bluenose

#56
March 11, 2008, 11:22:51 AM

Vote SOPP:

We'll get in power, then sell out to the rats!  (Or whoever offers us the most money, yarrr!)

Vote SOPP and get two for the price of one!

Vote SOPP and get more than you bargain for!


:yar:
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Griffin NoName

#57
March 11, 2008, 03:06:19 PM


Pcik Yer SCABS !  Pick yer SCABS !
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anthrobabe

#58
March 11, 2008, 03:11:11 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2008, 03:06:19 PM


Pcik Yer SCABS !  Pick yer SCABS !

even Monty Python crew could not top this--- and they are the first to admit that the English are nutters.

we should do tees at the shop
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Griffin NoName

#59
March 11, 2008, 03:13:40 PM
Apparently they've been doing cream teas during all the flooding in Cornwall yesterday ;D
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

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