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Vote 08: The Portsmouth Council Elections

Started by DaveL, February 20, 2008, 10:24:28 PM

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Bruder Cuzzen

#30
March 05, 2008, 03:46:50 PM
Why that a fine portrait of Phil . Do you have one of Lil ?

DaveL

#31
March 05, 2008, 07:45:44 PM
Dear Candidates,

Can you please submit your slogans to the electoral office. We do have default slogans, if yer can't think of any. These include:

'Yes we can...bribe our way into office'
'Meee-owww'
'Grog Yes, Saucy Gert Yes, Mayor Yes'
'Insert 3 monosyllable words together and drum it into people's heads'

and many others.

Regards,

Cecil McBunty
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Griffin NoName

#32
March 05, 2008, 09:35:22 PM
SCABS slogan

vote for us or we'll shoot you
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Bruder Cuzzen

#33
March 06, 2008, 03:47:15 AM
Quote from: Aphos on March 05, 2008, 07:28:51 AM


We, the Bilge Rats o' Portsmouth,

dust nominate Phil Thee Hamster For Magistrate !  He Stands Up against Thee Spawn of Tiddles !. 


Sponsored by Bilge Rats for Civil Rights

pieces o nine

#34
March 06, 2008, 08:38:31 AM


VOTE TIDDLES OR DIE TRYING!
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Bruder Cuzzen

#35
March 06, 2008, 09:53:35 AM
Quote from: pieces o nine on March 06, 2008, 08:38:31 AM


VOTE TIDDLES OR BE SWARMED BY RATS !

DOES YE LOT WISH FER FLEAS ?! ?

Does ye lot wish fer Plague !?! ...

Thats what ye will get if ye don't vote for me !...

I has the Experience against our common foe !...
Me battle scArrs tell the tails of me legendArry exploits ! .

Vote for me and vote for yer futures !

MeeeeeOoooWrrrrr

Pachyderm

#36
March 06, 2008, 06:16:23 PM
RAPIER

We gets the point
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Pachyderm

#37
March 06, 2008, 06:17:47 PM
The Proper, Decent, Law-abiding Citizens Party

^%$* it, move to London.
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Griffin NoName

#38
March 07, 2008, 02:05:52 AM
SCABS Announcement

We know for a fact that none of the other Mayoral hopefuls have any relevant experience

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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

pieces o nine

#39
March 07, 2008, 03:05:59 AM
Hexperience? Hexperience?
Look wot that's got us. Nuffink!

CHANGE!
That's the tikket, lads. And no one be a bigger change than Tiddles!
(It be a bald-faced loi by the hopposishun that he be pretendin to be a cat, but akchurly be a sekrit bilge rat.)
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Aphos

#40
March 07, 2008, 04:30:08 AM
Bilge Rats for Civil Rats

We demand the rat to vote!

Give us our rats!

Give us our rats!

Give us our rats!

Oh...and

            Down with Cats!
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Aphos

#41
March 07, 2008, 04:36:26 AM


Cap'n Phil says

Give us our Rats!!!


paid for by Bilge Rats for Civil Rats
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

pieces o nine

#42
March 07, 2008, 06:01:02 AM


Wood ye loike a button, lad?

YARRR! Oi said, Wood ye loike a button, lad?

Good. Oi hexpect to see yer wearin hit proudly!
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Griffin NoName

#43
March 07, 2008, 06:42:33 AM
SCABS announcement

We wish to highlight our expertise.

We tolerate no scabs.

We keep infections of scabbishness down.

This brings peace and harmony to areas where our Mayors are h'installed.

Plain nice ordinary pirates are then able to go about their business.

VOTE SCABS: you know it makes sense
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Bluenose

#44
March 07, 2008, 02:00:26 PM

You know all the others will sell out Portsmouth anyway, why not be in with a share of the spoils?

VOTE 1 Sell Out Portsmouth Party!
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.
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