DAVE L IS GENTLE CLAIMS WENCH
In a savage attack on the notorious Pirate Dave L, Pir-gella has revealed the details of their relationship to our correspondent.
Pir-gella sat on a chair and dreamily claimed that Dave L was the love of her life. He was gentle, attentive, bought her flowers, listened to her woes and always held her hand and looked lovingly into her eyes. He always held the door open for her and refused to consummate their relationship until they were married.
The Aaarrrrggghhhus has attempted to contact Dave L to confirm these outrageous allegations but were advised that Dave L wanted to spend some time with his crew to try to rebuild his shattered reputation.
In a savage attack on the notorious Pirate Dave L, Pir-gella has revealed the details of their relationship to our correspondent.
Pir-gella sat on a chair and dreamily claimed that Dave L was the love of her life. He was gentle, attentive, bought her flowers, listened to her woes and always held her hand and looked lovingly into her eyes. He always held the door open for her and refused to consummate their relationship until they were married.
The Aaarrrrggghhhus has attempted to contact Dave L to confirm these outrageous allegations but were advised that Dave L wanted to spend some time with his crew to try to rebuild his shattered reputation.