Yaaargh! Tis that Day again !!
I likes this sea shanty:
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Y'aarrrrggh! That be a foine song fer this foine day. Fanx!
ARGH! I luves u awl!
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saucy gert be tryin to phurchase a howse-- thar be lots o paper workin-- tirin out an awl-- but vary vary exhiting!
G'luck wiffat, Gertie Dear. Hope awl goes well. So loverly ter see yer!
:yar: well, Oi'll be buttered on bofe soides, iffen it not bee th' foinest peece er singin wot Oi evverrr did 'ear.
Aye, tis much bettern thee horid jynall!
Yesterday in Rhodes Old Town we met three young Scandinavian lovelies dressed in Pirate gear. I asked them about Pastafarianism: they'd not heard of it but liked my FSM T-shirt and said they'd investigate.
fljúgandi spagettískrímslið (núðlurskrímslið would be even more consistent)
Det Flyvende Spaghettimonster
Flygende spaghettimonster
Det flygande spaghettimonstret
Lentävä spagettihirviö
Excellent, Swato, but these spoke near-perfect English, like most Scandinavians. And I'm not likely to see them again. :'( :'(
And now this (http://www.darwineatscake.com/?id=142)
(http://www.darwineatscake.com/~darwin6/img/comic/142.png)
Nyce Wun!
Naaahh!!! Them Semarllee brigands nay be proper poirates - not a swash or a buckle amongst em!
Arrr we gonna 'ave an h'argument abowt weather they bring the tempretyure down or not?
On the evidence, I'd say they don't.
But was they willing ter pay for the drinks?
When was any pyrit willing ter pay for the drinks?
'Ats whot Oi meant. If they pays, they aint poirates!
However, if they pays fer moy drinks, Oi'd make 'em an honorary poirate just temporary-loik.
Oi think Oi'm gunna tack up a picshur of His Noodliness for th' galley crew to gawk at (& try refrayn from false profiteering again).
Oi'm slingin' pasta an easy cannon-shot frum a beer volcano producer AN a producer o' fine likkers, an' the blaggard Oi run the galley with also be the phonograph-jockey at the local stripper factory rogue's club (plus, with the amount o' skulls scribed on his hide, it'd make a foine jolly rojjer).
Even this scurvy dog remembered TLAP Day:
(http://rt.com/files/usa/news/fox-obama-pirate-president-663/flubs-obama-news-picture.n.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1bb4pGAjQ)
Funny about that photo. The rublicarns got hold ovvit and accused the Presidaint of goofin' around instead ov toiking care o' bizniss. Turns out the photo was toiken several year ago.