NOOOOO, say it ain't so!!

[Pachyderm]

 Chuck Norris responded to the Chuck Norris Facts on his official website, chucknorris.com, with a statement. He was generally surprised and flattered by the attention. Admitting some of the statements were indeed humorous, he tries not to take any of them seriously, and he hopes that such statements will interest people in real facts about Chuck Norris contained in his literary works. 

On October 23, 2006, Chuck Norris' first column for WorldNetDaily consisted of yet another response. It began similarly to the above quote from chucknorris.com, but then disclaimed Norris' own prowess in favor of God and Jesus Christ.

One of the satirical "facts" made of Norris states that "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." Upon hearing this, Chuck replied:

    It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you."

Childhood destroyed!! Chuck is a fundie! If I hear Mr T has gone into televangelism, I may just have to end it all.....

[beagle]

How come I've got to advanced old age without ever hearing of this bloke?
In the UK does he only appear on Sky or Cable TV or one of those other modern inventions I've not got round to signing up for?

[Pachyderm]

Haven't seen him in anything for a while. Was quite the action hero in the 80's, lots of war films, karate films (he is a black belt etc) and dodgy TV shows eg Walker, Texas Ranger. All his work consists of him being stubbly and hard, and roundhouse kicking everybody in sight....

[Griffin NoName]

Did you never watch The A Team?

[beagle]

At the risk of sounding as out-of-it as a high court judge, no I didn't.

Watched a lot of dodgy TV you understand, but it was the dodgy TV of a decade earlier.
Mission Impossible, Man from U.N.C.L.E, Starsky and Hutch, Hawaii-5 0 - that sort of stuff.

[anthrobabe]

Oh NO!
Oh- wow!
Oh-my!

I, of course, don't agree with him. But it is his opinion- Wow- lot's of young people still at least on a moderate level keep up with him-through Chuck Norris powers sites, that exercise machine he hawks with Christie Brinkley, and Walker-Texas Ranger reruns.

[Griffin NoName]

Watched a lot of dodgy TV you understand, but it was the dodgy TV of a decade earlier.
Mission Impossible, Man from U.N.C.L.E, Starsky and Hutch, Hawaii-5 0 - that sort of stuff.

Unfortunately, my TV seems to overlook what decade it is. Man from U and S & H were favourites too. And worse, it's just convinced me that the truly dreadful re-incarnation of Dallas - Brothers and Sisters - is watchable. I blame Dixon of Dock Green for everything.

[Sibling Chatty]

Chuck Norris is a Politico-Fundie.

He's gotta be a Kriss-chun, because George Dubby-yuh is!!

Yep, God's very fond of bad tempered bully cops. He told Chuck so Hisownself!!