Better Marriage Blanket

[Lindorm]

Reading the description of those strange things, the underwear is apparently made out of some sort of air-tight woven nylon -probably something on the lines of fabric used for backpacks and tentcloth. Since it is airtight, it will also de facto be moisture-tight.

Now, imagine wearing something absolutely air-tight around your crotch, something that also traps all moisture, and wearing that for 24 hours or more. Can anyone spell rashes, ingrown hair and eczema? And I wonder what will smell worse, the farts or the fungal infections that are sure to result from this?

But I suppose it doesn't matter if the family jewels rot and fall off, as long as they do so smelling of synthetic hyacinths...

[Sibling DavidH]

Green solution: have the pants vented by a small air pump which stores the gas in a cylinder for later use in cooking.  Or just burn it in a fuel cell to power the pump. 

[Swatopluk]

If it is the right type of microorganisms, it could be trained to live off the fart gases

[Lindorm]

Hi!

Is this were tonight's meeting of Scatologists Anonymous is?

[Sibling DavidH]

Yup.  Everyone's been on apricot purée and sprouts all day.